Parentlee, evr yeer hoomin peeplez mayks speshul promissiz to therselfs to get biggr or smallr or bettr at stuff. They does this in Janooary, an it is calld “Noo Year’s Rezolooshunz.” Mai mom does it too, but she do it bettrer than lotsa folks, cuz she gots the plan.
Accordin to Wikrpedia, “Recent research shows that while 52% of participants in a resolution study were confident of success with their goals, only 12% actually achieved their goals. A separate study in 2007 by Richard Wisemen from the University of Bristol showed that 78% of those who set New Year resolutions fail…”
Huh. Whut they noe? They jus scientitsts. Mai mom wuz a percastinayshun coatch, and she noe lots an lots about motrvaytin peeplez to a-cheev their golz. An Mom sez:
1. Has at leest 1 (an mebbe mor) no-braynr rezolooshun(z) that yu can keep wift yer eyz clozd. (I assoom this pertaynz moslee to nappin or mebbee sniffin thingz.)
2. Is importint to rezolv to halp othrz. (I is mor likelier to halp mai mom wift importint stuff ((lik nappin an egzersiz)) than to halp me.))
3. Enligted self-intrist sound bad to som peeplez but it reellee werk!!
4. Has at leest 1 hard rezolooshun, lik “Figgr plan fer werld pees” or “get shots at vet” or “NOT to eetz the ice creem!” or like that. Mom sez yu shud strectch yerself. She stretchiz bfor shovellin or doin kung fu, or somtimz cookin, if the resipee luk reellee complkaytid. She NEVER pullz muskl, so it mus werk.
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