Tuesday, April 26, 2011
OK! So fer the big ol’ Eastr partee at her pastr/minstr’s hous, Mom mayded Baysmint Cat Eggs. The stuffs she hadsd left ovr, she callzd ”the fixins” of ‘egg salad.’”
Yuh, I noez. “Egg” salad. So, lik, I bet she goin to tell me that them littul eggz, wayrin them littul ayprunz, wuz the wunz whu maydid the salad, perzoomabul out of chickinz an mayonayz-peeplz an lik that (whu also perzoomabul wor littul ayprunz).
Huh. Lik I faalz fer that!
Cleerlee, ther iz onliest green salad, whut yu kin trust.
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Wull, tonigt mai mom mayd this funnee salad that had spinch an orxo an “goet cheez” and stuffs. I sed, “Whut? They mayks cheez outa goets? That uber-yuckee!”
But she sed, “NO! The goets mayk the cheez themselfs. They wayr littul ayprunz an churn the milk til it turns into cheez. Ther is eevn ‘enzymz’ involvd.”
So I not taystin her stranj salad.
Yu noe. Jus in cays…