Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Egg Salad…Huh!

Musashi Sez:

OK! So fer the big ol’ Eastr partee at her pastr/minstr’s hous, Mom mayded Baysmint Cat Eggs. The stuffs she hadsd left ovr, she callzd ”the fixins” of ‘egg salad.’”


Yuh, I noez. “Egg” salad. So, lik, I bet she goin to tell me that them littul eggz, wayrin them littul ayprunz, wuz the wunz whu maydid the salad, perzoomabul out of chickinz an mayonayz-peeplz an lik that (whu also perzoomabul wor littul ayprunz).

Huh. Lik I faalz fer that!

Cleerlee, ther iz onliest green salad, whut yu kin trust.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Goets an The Cheez They Mayks

Musashi Sez:

Wull, tonigt mai mom mayd this funnee salad that had spinch an orxo an “goet cheez” and stuffs. I sed, “Whut? They mayks cheez outa goets? That uber-yuckee!”

But she sed, “NO! The goets mayk the cheez themselfs. They wayr littul ayprunz an churn the milk til it turns into cheez. Ther is eevn ‘enzymz’ involvd.”

Huh. She sez this, but I not convinsd. I googld fer piktchrz of goetz wayrin aprunz an I not find anee! An jus a littul whil ago we findid 110,000 goolgl thingies fer “dam yu, jack frost.”

So I not taystin her stranj salad.

Yu noe. Jus in cays…