Tuesday, July 27, 2010

2 Lessins fer the Price of 1

Musashi Sez:

OK. It turn out that I fergettid to giv yu Lessin 2 last week, so heer it is:

Lessin 2:
Sayv evrthin yu writ.

This is verree importint, cuz if yu don’t sayv an then yu want it laytr, yu’r outa luk. Mom has all theez funnee drawrz wift payprz in them, an she’s alwaes pullin stuff out an lookin at it an putting it bak. Writerz do that a lot.

Lessin 4: Plannin is larjlee a sub-con-shus act-iv-i-tee. So yu gotta tayk lotsa naps.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Writin an Percastinaytin

Musashi Sez:

So yu may hav notisd that I has not writid fer a few days. This is calld procastinaytin. Mai mom is a porcastinayshun egspert. Peeples has payd her to adviz their prorastsinayshun. So I pays lotsa attenshun to whut she sez about it.

In genrul, she is for it as long as it is the constructive typ. This means thins lik sharpenin yer pensils, eevn if yu writs on the compyootr, an taykin showrz (which I am agenst on prinsipl), but it not inclood, fer egsampl, goin to Noo York fer the weekend. Also, yu kin watch som cool moovee or TV sho on Netflix fer lik mebbe 45 minutes as long as yu then work reellee hard and writ lotsa stuff fer 15-30 minutes aftr that. An if yu don’t, yu has to wait haf an hour befor yu kin watch somthin els or mor of the saym.

So: Lessin 3:

Procrastinayt if yu has to, but be constructiv about it.

Monday, July 12, 2010

The Writin Lif

Musashi Sez:

I has a noo frend, namyd Dash. He is littul, onlee 2 monfts old, but he is naymd aftr a writr, an Mom sez he alreddee “spells betterer than yu, Musashi.” Huh. As if spellin wer the mos importinitest part of writin.

So I am goin to giv him (an yu) som gud writin advys. An becuz Dash is a bounsee, Tiggr-lik individjooul (kinda lik mai grandpa, onlee lots mor), I’m goin to mayk the lessins nys an short.

Lessin 1:

Don’t worree about thumz. Compyootrz ar the grayt eeqwulyzrz. If yu kin dans on the keybord, yu kin writ.