Sunday, January 25, 2015

Musashi Sez:

So mai Mom lovs me So MUTCH, she gotted me a early birftdae prezent, this is a NOO Litter mat shaped like a bone fer some reason). It is shiny an black like me, which is cool, an also, it not catch the litter, which mean it is easier to clean.

I not aksks fer mutch. Actchooly, I asksed Mom fer a tricycle to ride around the partmint, but she said that we would have to see about that and told me to look online fer kittee safety helmets. So far I has not finded any, which is shockin since that means LOTS and LOTS of kittees is biking unsafely.

I think I am goin to invent a Society fer the Promotion and Innovation of Tricycle Helmets for Kitteez. SPITHK. You all kin join!

Monday, January 19, 2015

So Far, So Gud

Musashi Sez:

Well, so far I has been doin pertee gud on the rezolooshun front, altho it has not been easy. I wakes up at like three thirty oclock and I has to NOT WAYK MOM UP fer like whol HOURS until four thirty oclock finally happens on the clock. This is egzausting and often means aftr she leaves fer werk, I has to nap ALL MORNIN. But Mom has mostlee been keepin her rezolooshuns too, so I does not feel so bad about it.

Also, Jack is back!  Hooray! An also Anna, who is teetchin me to cook. I has been playin soccer wift Mom, so I shud be svelte by summertime.  (Mom says gud luck wift that. Thanks, Mom!)

Eventchoolee, I egspekt all this not waking Mom up is goin to get easier. When it does, I intend to make gud yoos of mai extra free time by taking up recreational sneezing.

Saturday, January 3, 2015

New Yeer Rezolooshunz

 Musashi Sez:

Well Mom got verree upset with me this morning an she has been makin me writ mai noo yeer rezolooshunz all dae.  So far I got theez ones.

1. I will not trai to wake Mom up at midnigt fer brekfest. (she mayded me write this one like elebenty hundred times. I figger she want me to be sure that I am spellin the words rigt.)
2. I will not trai to wake Mom up until AT LEEST 4:30 in the mornin.
3. I will lern to tell time from the akshual clock.

So thoz are the ones she want me to resoloot. Here are some I has fer her:

1. I will get up an feed MUSASHI the first tim he pat me on the noz.
2. I will not has a cranky if I gets up to feed him an he alreddy has the fud.

Oddly enugf, I has notissed that Mr. Tyger an mai Rhinosersaucerous buddy has boft been findin othr things to do when this subjict comes up. Huh.