Musashi Sez:
Wull, so on Fridae, I was thinkin about how Mom
alwaes come home tired an she cooks her fuds, wift the saighin and gruntin,
which I figger means, “Why not the fud cook itself fer Me? Huh!”
So I disiderayted to cook fer her. But that
not go so gud. See, I not tall enugf to see into the pantree shalf wift her
stuffs. An I not allowed to yooz the Stov, cuz it gots too much hots fer a littul gy lik me!!!
An the toster oven livs on top of the erfidgiator, wher I kin not reaches it.
So this leevs me wift the
nookleaytor/microwayv thin, which has a easy dial that I figger I kin werk, an
also, cookin wift it nevr tayk more than one or two minits.
But then I has to figger out what I cooks
wift it. An all Mom has got that I kin retch is in the vegetabbul basket. An it
onlee got onions (which I am not allowed to tutch, cuz they is BAD fer
kitteez!!!) an whit an orinje pertaytoes. But Mom alwaes peels pertaytoes wift
the funnee peeler masheen which reqwire posabul thumz, which I has not got.
So I figgered, mebbe it wud be betterer if I
jus do a extra amount of purrin wen Mom akshully cook fer herself, an mebbe the
purrin will mak her feel like it not taykin quit so long.
Darn them thumz aneewae.
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