Mom’s Bizarre Fuds

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 Musashi Sez:

 

Wull, I wuz torn between writin mor serious stuffs and figyoorin out some funnee stuffs, but then I started thinking about how my Mom eats all kindsa weird stuffs, lik garlic an chicken, an potaytoez, an scallions, an musturd an like that.

An that jus can't be rigt, so I figgered I wud call on yu, mai faitful reederz, to see if yu unnerstood her weerd diet or whether yu figgered she jus really weerd. I wud really appresheeyate yor halp on this. So I figger we needs a poll. We shud keep it simpul, like 1=Love! 2=Don’t Care an 3=Hate!

1. Cheese

2. Bursels Spouts

3. Tooner!

4. Lettus

5. Broculli

6. Chickin

7. Carats

8. Potaytoes

9. Qwassants

10. Harf & Harf

Let us noe what you thinks about these weerd fuds! We will post yer results!!!

(An I noe that I onlee gots 3 constant reeders, but even 1 or 2 or 3 thrids of rzults wud tell us importint stuffs!! So thank yu ahed of tim to (Gran)Mom and (Gran)Dad an (Gran)Pamler!

My Attempt at Cookin

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Musashi Sez:

Wull, so on Fridae, I was thinkin about how Mom alwaes come home tired an she cooks her fuds, wift the saighin and gruntin, which I figger means, “Why not the fud cook itself fer Me? Huh!”

So I disiderayted to cook fer her. But that not go so gud. See, I not tall enugf to see into the pantree shalf wift her stuffs. An I not allowed to yooz the Stov, cuz it gots too much hots fer a littul gy lik me!!! An the toster oven livs on top of the erfidgiator, wher I kin not reaches it.

So this leevs me wift the nookleaytor/microwayv thin, which has a easy dial that I figger I kin werk, an also, cookin wift it nevr tayk more than one or two minits.

But then I has to figger out what I cooks wift it. An all Mom has got that I kin retch is in the vegetabbul basket. An it onlee got onions (which I am not allowed to tutch, cuz they is BAD fer kitteez!!!) an whit an orinje pertaytoes. But Mom alwaes peels pertaytoes wift the funnee peeler masheen which reqwire posabul thumz, which I has not got.

So I figgered, mebbe it wud be betterer if I jus do a extra amount of purrin wen Mom akshully cook fer herself, an mebbe the purrin will mak her feel like it not taykin quit so long.

Darn them thumz aneewae.

Quiz about ME!

Musashi Sez:

OK. Now we goin to tayk a qwiz about ME. Wull, I sez “we,” but I meenz yu all. OK, got yer numbr 2 penslz reddee? Sharpind? Gud. Now put them down an put yer funnee hoomin fingrz on the keebord!

1) What is Musashi’s nombr 1 fayvrit fud?

a) Sammin
b) Spagetti
c) Cheerioz
d) Smok’d goota
e) Toonr

2) What is Musashi’s fayvrit myoozik?

a) That Jon Denvr fellr
b) ABBA
c) Ozzy Ozbern
d) Miles Davis
e) Lady Gaga

3) What is Musashi’s fayvrit book?

a) The Hobbit
b) Post-colonial Imagination & Feminist Theory
c) The Fur Person
d) The Lastest Unicorn
e) The Dicshunary

4) Whu is Musashi’s fayvrit moovee star?

a) Jaymz Dean
b) Hallee Berree
c) Daniel Crayg
d) Humfree Bogart
e) Invaydr Zim

5) Whut is Musashi’s fayvrit moovee?

a) Casino royale
b) Star Warz
c) Cats & Dogs
d) Casrblanca
e) The Preechr’z Wif

So, lik, if this wer 1 of them akademik qwiz typ thins, yu’d get 20% fer evree corekt ansr.

Send us yer ansrz (like ABCED) by comment below or by email. Sho us how mutch yu noez about our starrin writer gy, the elegint blak tuxedo kittee: MUSASHI!!!

Qwot of the Dae: “Tell me whut yu lovs an I tells yu whu yu ar.” --Somboddee or Othr.