The Naytchur of Diffrint Eekonomeez

Musashi Sez:

Wull, parentlee, I confuzzld som hoomin peeples a few daez ago wen I sed I hads a payin gig, cuz they thogts that I wuz getting payd in Unitee Stayts monee, lik dollerz an sutch. But I not too into that particler eekonomee, cuz it go up an down bfor yu noez it. I perfer barter an lik that.

Fer this heer coatchin gig, I is getting paid by mai mom (fer whoom mai pertisipayshun mayk her lif mor easier) in hugs an kissiz. I mae not like it mutch (cuz I is a boy, an, lik, eeeewww!) but it mayks her happy. An mebbe I gets kittee treets to as a frentch benefit. Whu noe?

Meenwhil I am bildin up my curriculikular viter, or somthin; this lik a rezoomay, but smallerer. Mom sez if it don’t mayks yu fat an it adds to her curricuiku—rezoomay, it hafta be a gud thin.

Luk at Me, I’m Dansin!

Musashi Sez:

So yestrdae I sed that I wuzn’t mutch fer dansin, but I haz discovrd maiself in a misstaytmint. I doez dans! I jus doezn’t mutch Amerikan dans.

Yestrdae, aftr she lookd at the mos brillyunt websit, www.Icanhascheezburger.com (of cors), Mom showd me a video of one of mai heeroz in the biznis: Maru, the Japaneez kittee whu lov boxis. I am not mutch of a box fan, unless they is sidwaez an yu kin run throo them lik a tunnl. But Maru is one of them cool, hip, innernashunl starz. An he do the Paypr Flamenco.

Mom sez she thinks the video clip we leavz yu wift is a Soleà: a slowr song about pain, dispair, an ironee. Verree dramatical. I sez it also have a definit ayr of attak. Watch the clip an see whut yu thinks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSyNwZK2H9M&feature=player_embedded

Yu'r goin to haf to writ it down an then typ it in, cuz the Link applikayshun is fuxd. This a teknikul term I lernd from the cheezburger sit, wher they noe lotsa tecknikul termz, altho not so mutch about the kapyootrz. An if wers com to wers, yu jus go to www.youtube.com an yu tells them yu wants Maru an payper. It caym out onlee a coupla daez ago.

Huh. So mutch fer this Hoo-Har Hoomin Teknolojee. I NOT thingk mutch of it.

PS: Yu gets egstra poynts if yu kin tell me the orijin of mai titul.

I Shud be a Geststar on Glee

Musashi Sez:

So mai mom is sutcha nerd. She watch Glee lik it goin out of biznis. So does all her frends at her school wher they lern about Ceiling Cat an Jeezus an Croosaydz an stuff. Pertee borin, egsept fer mebbe the Croosaydz. I’m goin to look into that som mor. But aneewae, this bad habbit is onlee cauzin her to leep into singin! an occayzhunul eevn dansin! An somtimz she scups me up an I has to dans wift her. Huh. So not fayr.

But she’s tellin me how these kidz ar gettin into the magrzeenz, cuz they ar “tryin noo stuff an braykin boundreez” an stuff lik that. Also, they gots Kirstin Chenowith an Gwyneth Paltrow as gest starz. Huh. I cud be a gest star. OK, so I not so down wift the whol dansin thin, but Kermit the Frog wasn’t Fred Astayr an he has a grayt career AND he onlee a frong! An he got to sing wift Elton John, an Julie Androoz, an John Denvr, an lik that.

Everboddee sez “if yu kin talk, yu kin sing!” so I ben praktissin talking. I sez, “Yo!” to mai mom wen I com into the room. Somtimz I sez, “Pay attenshun!” or “Whut a lovlee carpit.” I eevn manidged, “Did yer boss giv yu the dae off?” this morning, but mom thogt I wuz akskin fer brkfist.

So that werkd out. I figger that, sins Glee had got “pikt up” fer another seezin, I gots at leest 6 monfts to lern to talk an to start mai singin carreeer. Then I figgr sins they gots most colrz of hoomins, an eevn a fellr whu has wheelz, they be opin to havin a actor whu gots pawz.

It ar troolee a whol noo werld.

Mai Noo Gig!!!

Musashi Sez:

OK, I am verree egsytid, cuz I got mai firstest payin writin gig. This meenz I writ an somboddee pae me. Mom sez that if I am verree gud, I cud eevn pay for a bottul of treets! O BOY!

An whut is this job, you asks? I am writin in a blog fer mai mom’s MIT Get Fit Team’s blog. I is the Gud Coatch. She got that meen laydee from Glee on TV to be the Bad Coatch, cuz som folks need to be bulleed an som needz to be cuddld. I’m the cuddlr, as long as it is short-term, lik 1-9 minits, cuz aftr that I has to leep awae! an go finds adventchur or cruntchee fud or possibul a warm plays unner the lamp.

Luk at me. I’am goin perfeshunnul!

Turnin the Werld Insid Owt

Musashi Sez:

I ben thingkin about how it wud be if kittee peeplez wer lik twentee feets tall an ownd the werld the wae hoomin peeples doez now. An if we had “pets” of hoomin peeples…

Ther wud havta be stors fer buyin soccr ballz an books an “caffeen,” an also spunjiz, cuz of cors hoomins don’t lik the catnip an they doezn’t hav propr tungs fer givin themselves bafts.

Mom callz this typ of thingkin “what ifs” an sez it is verree norml fer novulists an such peeplez whu thingks throo all kindsa stuff to figgr out whut migt happn. She sez that ScyensFikshun an Fantasee novulists do this kinda thin all the tim, an the bettrer they doez it, the bettrer their storeez ar...

Mor Trubbl wift Mai Novul

Musashi Sez:

Wull, mai mom an I finishd reedin/sleepin-on that novul about them kittee wizrdz, and it wuz thrilling an a littul sad, wift som reellee egsitin parts!!! So of cors I akskd her about how I cud writ an egsitin buk wiftout havin to writ sad bits, cuz I NOT lik them. An she sed it wuz moslee a cays of “jhanra”: diffrint kindsa buks has diffrint kindsa egspektayshunz attatchd to them, an yu gotta gives folks whut they egspekts. I NOT thingk mutch of this wae of tellin storeez. Mom sez that I kin do whut I want fer mai Art, but I gotta egspekts that I migt mayk a whol lot less monnee, cuz peeples don’t pae fer to be surpryzd or dissrpoyntid. It lik the noospaypr: they not reellee pae fer noos; they pae fer “oldz.”

Huh. Stoopid hoominz. Dismotivaytin mai hihg art wen I i'z not jus a arteest’s protazhay or somthin, but a Reellee Troollee Arteest all bai maiself. HUH!

Novulz ar Hardr than they Looks

Musashi Sez:

Wull, I have ben hard at werk laytlee, tryin hard to werk on mai Noo Yeer Rezolooshunz, partiklree the one about mai novul. Mom sez that novulz is hardr than they seem, an yu gots to hav lotsa nots an owtlinz an such, an yu gots to hav a verree strong feelin about yer Mayn Chariktrz, lik whut they ar wantin, an why, an whut they are willin to do to acheev it. I toldz her that all this wuz too abstrak fer me, an cud she finds me a more spersifik egzampul? An she did.

Todae, she caym hom wift the novul by Diane Duane (whu she has red befor) calld The Book of Night with Moon.

It about som kittee wizrdz whu ar holdin the fabrik of spays an tim togethr by their clawz, whil figtin som bad gyz. It is troollee inspirin. I has mutch mor to thingk about now that I has joind mai mom whu is reedin this grayt book by sleepin on top of it whil my mom is sleepin in her bed, in between mai shifts on her knee. (This importint werk, maykin her kneez feel yoosful an stuffs.)