tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69716165033006737432024-03-05T05:05:47.325-05:00The Musashi GuideOne kitten's opinions on life, the world, cat-toys, and everything.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00770085024470407385noreply@blogger.comBlogger448125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6971616503300673743.post-73443275069721912792017-06-21T23:28:00.002-04:002017-06-21T23:28:52.580-04:00Solstice Shtuffs
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">So today bein Solstice an stuffs, mom did
that thing where she lighted a buncha candles and picked me up and danced
around, singin "It Solstice. La la la la la! Solstice! Winter is coming on
Solistice, la la la..." LIke that.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">It was exactly as annoyin as it sound. Marian
laughted, but then she from MIT and unnerstans the science of it all: imagine:
singing about winter when you is at the longest day of the year? Larfable.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">On the other hand, is not exactly like I get
lotsa chances to dance.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">Last
week started out great wift Mom celerbratytin havin dopted me eithg (8) years
ago from Angell Memorial Hopsital. Eevn wift "Freeda" whu is livin
wift us now bein all nosy an not lettin ME be nosy in return, stuffs has been
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">But
then Mom took me on a Trip, an tho it was not quite as longerer a trip as the
last couple times, it was endless!!! And noises. And Trucks, and stuffs liek that:
no funz!!!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">But
we has doenz this befores, and I allus gets a Medal fer Gallantree in the Fays
of Shots! This time it shaped like a kittee!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">But
they seds I hads to go bak an get mai teefs cleened. And then when we wen bak
and they puts me to shleep, they tukt TOO of MAI TEEFTS!!! An admitterly, they
were the teefts that were hurtin me, but still!!!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">And
now they are squirtin icky stuffs down my throat, an it not the peeples at the
vets orfice but my ONW MOM and also Marion, who is Freeda's Mom.</span></div>
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gotsta talks to them an tell em to shtops! I bet this never happens to YOU!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">MUSASHI</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">So
we gots this lil kittee livin wift us an she is a pain in my floofy neck.
Sometime she come out an look around the partmint, eevn in the baftroom an MAI
room!!! Huh. So I has to keep a caerful watch out. This mornin I did a
unplanned divebombin of her room an Mom gots real mad at me and called me a
Bozo and made me stay in mai room til it gotted out of mai sistem.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">Then
tonigh I redeemified maiself by listening to teh walls. I was hopin to catch a
big misqeeter or mebbe a fly, but Mom thought it might be the sircut breaker
and her friend, who liv wift us this summer said Yus, call them maintnince
guys. (She is a enjinneer, which I think means she drives a choo-choo train.
Because this is such a cool job to has, I am forgivin her today fer her
ridiculus kitteee Freeder. An mebbe the electricity feller will com an tell me
how hansome I am an put a hole in the wall fer me to look into.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">So
todae is Patriots Daye and the dae we celerbrate the Marerthon in Boston!! Woo
woo!! Mom sez that it look like 30,000 people is gonna run past our house, an
she also suspect taht about 10,000 drunk colledge stoodints is gonna walk
irregularly past our house also, yellin things like, "Yooo kin do
it!" an also "Yay yooo!" She sez this perdiction is comin from
her past experience. I blieve her. Mostly. I mean seriusly, 30,000??</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">But
meanwhile I has been sleepin on the compyuter chair of inspiraytshun. I has
been gettin in touch wift my myooz an waitin fer her to show up. Then Mom kicks
me off the chair, sayin, "Musash-kin, you gotta gets some exersize!"
an then we plays soccer wift the ping pong balls.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">Fer
thos of yu whoo don't know, Musash-kin is the Russian diminyootiv fer Musashi,
an it means that she likes me, which I kinda knew becuz she allus gets
up an feeeds me when I pats her on the face at like 4:30 or 5:25 or 6:12 or 7:31
or 8:76 or whatever.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">She bougted some noo shooz today and letted me smell them. They smelled
k<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;">ind</span>a weird, not normal like her feets smell after a long day of work. But I
guess she might be wanting a change. Meanwhile, we are watching the Buffy
reruns togethr. I suspect she want me to pertect her if them vampyrz com in at
night, becuz I am watchamacallit, oh yeah, nocturnal.</span></span>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">So
I ben tryin to writ mor, an I has two problems with this. First is that is
SPRING!!!! So I has to run across the partmint VERYFAST!!! And then turn aroun
and run VERYFAST!!! in the opperzit direkshun!!! This can take alot of time.</span></div>
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type, I falls asleep. These two things meen that I hasn't been doin much writin
lately. Also, I has to catch the red dot!!!</span>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">So
I hav been tryin verree hard to writ my blog lik Mom does, altho she has a
grate advantidg over me on account of her Posable Thums. I has a veree hard tim
typin, whereas she just tippity-taps away lik it is easy or somethin.</span></div>
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my ideers runs away. Mom sez I needs mor self-dissaplinn, but mostly I think
whut I really needs is a typin class.</span>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">So
aftr mai short foray into fikshun over the summer, I has deciderayted to
consintrayt on my strengfts: joornulizm, tellin it lik it akshully is. I was
goin to do this yestrdae, but I spent so much time LEAPING!!! everwher that I
not had time to akshully writ about the LEAPING!!!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">See,
Mom tolded me about the calender, which is the big flappy thing on the wall in
the baftroom wift all the piktchurs of her college on it. Turns out, fer some
reason she cudn't explayn too gud, every four years, they adds a day to the
calender, and we gets an extra dae fer exercizin. So we played wift the BRAND
NOO LAZR POINTR!!! An I was LEAPIN an runnin aroun like a crazypants persin!!!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">An
then I hads to nap, cuz I was tierd. i am pretty shur that if you missed yer
chance yestrdae, you cul probably spend som time tomorrer LEAPIN! It is gud fer
yu.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">So,
I has finally given up on my pirate storee, cuz not onlee has I not gots a
middul, I not even gots a ending, which mai mom ALWAYS has when she givs up on
her novels. I has EMBRACED my writer blok in a Tru Feline Way (TFW), which is
to say that I has scratched it to deaft. I will eventchooly return to writin
NotFiction, after I has done enugf of that swoonin and swearin and genrally
bein unlovable that writer-types do aftr their novels fail. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "calibri"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Then, I will get bak to that whol, just opinionatering thing that I was
doin so well when I was jes a kitten what did not know what was not possibul.</span>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">Captain
Morgashi paced the deck of his ship, The Scarlet Panther. He was in a troubled
mood. All the plans were in place both here and back in Lundun, but he wasn’t
feeling gud about either of them. Somthin was sure to go wrong. He had sent the
men out to make a big noise in town, or rather, several big noises. They had
kazoos and everthing.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">Then
the captain put on his schnauzer disguise and sneaked on board one of the big
Navy ships to listen in sekret to the sailors talking as they swabbed the deck.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">"I
can't beleev that Commodore St. Wiffinton is makin us wash the deck wift
water," says one.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">"Wull,
you did climb up that sail wift yer claws, Joe, when yu had the crazies
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">Morgashi
left them to their icky task and went to listen to the petty offislers whu was
lookin at a map.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">"No
doubt about it. When those dread pirates come after us, we is goin to whup
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">"George,
does we have a shnauzer on our crew?"</span></div>
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Meanwhil, bak in England, the king was getting cranky. He
knew that his birftdae party was gonna be expensive, especially cuz of all that
fansee importid cocoa, but he had expected his tax gathererers to be more
efficient in gatherin the taxes. So he thort and thort about it an finally he
asksed his Exchequer (who is the guy who writ the king's cheques) fer som
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sendin out privateers to steel money from the French boats, an account of
France not bein friends wift the English at taht time. The king was perty happy
wift this idear, so he gave the order and then went back to playing checkers
wift himself (which he did mainly becaus that was the only way he could be shur
to win).</span>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">In the days leadin up to the Great King’s
Birthday Cocoa Convoy Armada, Port Royale was a very egsitin place to be wift
all the cargo ships and the navy ships spiffing themselves up fer the trip. It
was the peeples spiffing the ships, I mean, cuz ships not gots the posable
thumz necessary fer spiffing properly.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">Meanwhile, just off the south coast of Cuba,
Captain Morgashi’s ship, Scarlet Panthr, was also getting itself spiffed. The
feller wift the spectacles was runnin aroun yelling at folks, Jack O’Bowsprit
was checkin thins orf a list on a soggy clipboard wift a green pencil in his
mouft. Captain Morgashi was carefully lickin his shiny black fur, cuz it do no
gud to have a spiffy ship if yer captain ain’t equally spiffy.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">As they spat an shined and generally
spiffified, the crew sang sea chanties. Admittedly, they hads to change some of
the words so that they ended properly, cuz lotsa those sea chanties wus writed
by the Navy guys, whu doesn’t have a sense of narrative irony.</span></div>
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there, aloft there,"<br />
Our jolly bosun cried.<br />
"Look ahead, look astern,<br />
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naught upon the stern, sir.<br />
There's naught upon our lee. <br />
But there's a lofty ship to wind'ard<br />
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hail her, oh hail her,"<br />
Our gallant captain cried.<br />
"Are you a man-o-war<br />
Or a privateer?" cried he.</span></div>
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I'm not a man-o-war<br />
Nor privateer," said he.<br />
"But I am salt sea pirate<br />
All a-looking for me fee."</span></div>
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Those pirates they did cry<br />
And the pirates they did get them<br />
And they sank 'em in the sea!</span>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">North of Kingston, Sir Edmund St.
Vincent-Harewood-Osprey, Esq. ambled through his cocoa groves with the viceroy
who, bein a much youngerer man, was feelin very impatient.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">“Sir Edmund,” he said, “I feel you are not
takin the seriousness of this situation, well, er, seriously.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">“Son, I’ve seen cocoa come an cocoa go. It
will outlast all the pirates, you mark my words.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">“But this isn’t just any pirate. It’s not like
we’re talkin about Red Beard or Captain John Partridge. This is Morgashi that I
have to handle!”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">“Weeell, yes, he’s a caution, an no mistake.
But I have been readin the reports, boft in the newspapers an the letters from
my opposites in London, an everbody says his crew is naught but a rag tag:
cats, dogs, hoomin peeples, a old circus tiger and the like. Whut we have in
the Royal Navy is 100% men, and British subjects at that. How can we possibly
lose?”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">The viceroy sighed. He had dealt with such
narrowly educated men before. He said carefully, “Sir Edmund, have you ever
lived with a house cat or a dog? Or, for example, attended a circus?”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">“What? Of course not, don’t be ridiculous.
Horses, that’s the ticket!”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">“Yes,” said the viceroy. “That’s what I thought.”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">Sir Edmund gave him a hearty slap on the back, as such men do, and left
him to ride gloomily back toward Kingston.</span>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">The weekend was busy fer everboddy whu worked
at the Royal Bank. All the janitors, tellers, clerks an manager types were
working overtime from hom. The janitors baked jelly rolls. The tellers layered
trifles full of creem. The clerks made eclairs and the managers made muffins.
The analysts filled pies and the commissioner baked cakes. Monday morning
rolled around to find a whole lotta peeples feelin eevn less happy than usual
to be comin into work, cuz not only was they all egzausted, but they all felts
all sortsa guilty fer fallin orf their diets.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">An on top of their work wift the jelly rolls,
the janitors had to put up the big red an yeller tents outside the bank on
account of it migt start rainin again, an nobody wants soggy eclairs. The
clerks had to make the signs wift their rulers an magic markers, an the
analystises had to figger out what prices to charg fer all the different
things. Then the tellers had to sits behind the foldin tables an actually sell
peeples the fuds.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">It was a verree long dae. If, in the midst of
the bustle, any of them bank folks noticed a little man in spectacles taking
notes (an buyin a half a dozen eclairs), they didn’t see any signifificance of
it.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">In the end, the consensus tally of the money was $1294.62 +/- 11.37,
which was still not enougf to pay fer three whole ships wift actual orficers,
but Commissioner Gordon was pretty shure she could get the Viceroy to pitch in
to pay for the orficers hisself. After all, the whole convoy thing had been his
idear in the firstest place.</span>
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Captain Morgashi made his way from the poop deck, where his
litter box was, to the quarter deck, where the little man wift spectacles was
steerin the ship. Morgashi relied on him completely fer evrythin from plottin
their journiez on the map to cleenin out his litterbox (on account of his havin
posable thumz), but he cud nevr remember the man’s name, so he hedged.</div>
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“Ahoy, sailor! What news?”</div>
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“Smooth sailin since the rain let up, sar. Also, Jack
O’Bowsprit said to tell yu that he’d be back soon, rigt aftr the bank meetin, where
he will have been spyin up a storm among his betters, sar.”</div>
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“Oh yes, that is gud news, er, Bo’sun. Send him to my cabin
as soon as he gets here.”</div>
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In his cabin, Morgashi curled up and tukt a nap while he was
waitin. Ten minits latr, Jack O’Bowsprit knocked on the dor an caym in. Bein a
person of the Beagle persuasion, he licked Morgashi’s face befor he cud give
his report. Morgashi was not too happy about this, but because Jack had a
eagle-eye nose an very strong skills in linear thinkin, Morgashi dint say
nothing about it.</div>
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“Report, sailor,” he said an wiped orf his face with his
Garfield hankerchif.</div>
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Jack said, “Well, Captain, them bank folks is planning a
trap fer us. The King’s birftdae is comin up an the viceroy plans to ship lotsa
cocoa back to England fer the celebration. But the Royal Navy is goin to
accompany them cargo ships so we can’t get at them.”</div>
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“Hmm,” said Morgashi thortfully. “We could take this a few
different ways. First, if we kin mayk the Navy think we gots an armada of
pirate ships, they wud send lots and lots of Navy ships wift the cocoa, leavin
the islands underprotected. That cud be a opportunity. Second, we cud get one
of our spies on one of them ships to detect—“</div>
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Jack barked, “Don’t look at me, sar!”</div>
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“Well, third, then. We cud alert our contacts in London.
Once the Royal Navy has escorted the ships over the waters, they are problee
not gonna be too interested in the cocoa on land, in the port warehouses. We
cud do a spot of pilfering there, I expect.”</div>
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“Captain, you is just full of innerestin idears!”</div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">“Yep,” said the captain,
carefully lickin a paw. “I am at that</span>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">In the boardroom of the Royal Bank, lotsa
importint peeples sat around a really long table. Commissioner Leticia Gordon
had given up her chair at the end of the table to the viceroy, who was in a
foul mood.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">"Those darn pirates!" he yelled.
"They keep stoppin our ships and stealin our gold an it has all just got
out of hand! What are you peeples doin about this?"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">The island's cheif of police yawned. "If
you can't keep our gold safe in yer bank, then what do you expect us to do about
it?"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">Gordon frowned. "I say, that is unfair.
If it wasn't fer his Vice Regalness here, we wudln't have had that party in the
first place and ther wudn't have been a distracshun for them to use."</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">Hay-on-Bloominton stood up and looked out the
window. Everywhere he looked there were stoopid palm trees. He hated palm
trees. He wanted to go back to England, where peeple were civilized. But the
king said GO and he went. "Very well. If the police can't keep our gold
safe, it's time to bring in the navy. The king's birthday is coming up and the
Royal Quartermister has ordered a three shiploads of cocoa for the occasion.
Between Blackbeard, Sparrow and Morgashi, you just noes that them pirates are
goin to attack those ships. So we are goin to make a caravan of the merchant
ships an navy ships to protect them."</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">Gordon said, "An who is goin to pay
them? The gold Morgashi stole was sposed to be the pay for the ships currently
posted here."</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">"That," said the viceroy wift an evil grin, "is your
problem. I suggest you has a bake sale."</span>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">It rained all day. At the Royal Bank,
everbody was in a foul mood, an nobody was in the mood fer a party, but the
Viceroy and the Commissioner would be arrivin any moment now, an so the bank
clerks blew up the bloons an put out the fuds on the big tabulz. George, the
head clerk, grumbled to himself, but then he cheered up, when he realized that
there was gonna be jumbo shrimp cocktails, which was his favrit.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">At fiv o'clock on the dot, three peeples
walked in: Viceroy Hay-on-Bloominton, Commissioner Gordon, and a jaunty feller
wift a long red coat and big boots.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">The viceroy said, "So Captain Morgashi,
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">"It's not easy," said Morgashi,
pulling some sashimi-on-a-stick out of the cantalope. "Every time we shuts
down a coconut dealer, two mor come and take his place. An they are cuttin the
coconut wift all kindsa crazy stuffs like sugar an salt an eevn turnip shavins
if yu kin beleeve it."</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">The small talk continued as a small band
gathered in the lobby an began playin square dance music, because somebody had
hired the wrong fiddler.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">Captain Morgashi turned to Commissioner
Gordon and said, "Care to dance?"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">Then, while the commissioner was swishin her
skirt an the captain was do-si-doing, in the background where nobody wud notice
them, a little man wift spectacles sneaked in wift a ragtag band of brothers in
scratchy suits, all incognito, an they slipped into the back room where the
safe was.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">"Turn up the music!" yelled the
captain, an the band played as hard as they cud. "Napoleon's Retreat"
never sounded so gud. If there was in the background the sound like a small
exploshun,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>peoples just figgered
that it was sound effects.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">The party ended just aftr midnight, an at
first nobody noticed the complete lack of chili sauce, or, fer that matter,
gold.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">Meanwhile, out on the horizon, a storm was
brewing. The sky was the color of very bad corfee, brown with swishes of milky
clouds, and the sea was grey.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The
pirates returned to their ship, carryin all the fishes an the iceboxes, an
singin pirate songs. Up on the foredeck, Captain Morgashi was pacing back and
forth tryin to decide who to rob next. They had food for at least a week but
they needed gold, because nobody take you seriously as a pirate unless you gots
lotsa gold.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">"Pirate Roberts," sed the Captain.
"When was the lastest time we robbed the bank ship from Lundun?"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">"Dunno, Captain. Seems like it's been a
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">The little pirate with the spectacles an the
clipboard said, "Captain, some of the men are asksin if we cud maybe rob
somebody of their chili sauce to go with the fish."</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">"Chili sauce?" roared the Captain.
"What'll people think of us if we run aroun robbin people of their
condiminiments? Gold! That's what real pirates steal!"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">Down on the main deck there were ominuss
murmurs from the men. The captain had to think fast. A storm was a bad time to
hafta be worryin about a possibul mutiny. A small lightbulb appeared above his
head.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">"Aha!" he shouted. "I have just the idear!"</span>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">It was a bright an peaceful day in a small
city in the middle of the Carrybean Sea. In the open markit, peoples was buyin
fish fer dinner an talkin about how the weathr was much worser last year. Ther
was eevn som peoples singin "tralala" which just goes to show that
peoples don't know very much about omenz.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">Suddenly a shot rang out. Everbody screamed.
Ther on the top of the city walls, was a bandit. Yu could tell cuz he was
wearin a mask, an most honest folks don't wear masks cept at Halloween, which
is in October, and this was May.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">"A bandit!" they yelled.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">"I'll have all your fish!" he
shouted below, putting his blunderbuss away and pulling out his shiny sword. He
swished it in the air, leaving a faintly shiny R in the morning dew.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">"Not our fish? What do you want with our
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">"It is very fresh, is it not? That is
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">The fish monger looked suprized. "I
don't have refredigit--what you said. All I has is this ice box."</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">"An ice box? What ho!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Then I shall has that too!"</span></div>
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wift spectacles an a clipboard an a littul pencil. He tookd charge and before
you knoes it, all the fish an ice boxes was gone!</span>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">So I tookt the summr orf to be a Gentulman of
Leezhur an writ mai furstest novul. This is a novul of adventchur, wift chays
sceens and pirates and lotsa derring-do, which are the sortsa things yu kin
expect from a novul, especially if it is writed by ME. I had to hide mai writin
from Mom, cuz she is a English teetcher an they ar known to be perticular about
things lik spellin an plots an tranzitions an stuffs. An I didn't want her to
be crampin mai style. So I writed in one of her old notebooks wift my trustee
purpul crayon (except I did the fightin sceens in red and the long, borin descriptions
that nobody reads in green).</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">But then I went to try an type it up and it
just no good typin wift paws. The keys are too little and it takes ferever to
get to the end of a sentence if I try to type wift just one toe. So I hadsta
admit to Mom about mai Novul an aksksd her to type it fer me. She was verree
surprized, because she thought I had spent the summer jus lyin around.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">This could not be furtherer from the trooth.
I was imaginatin like crazy. Sometimes, I sat in her compyuter chair and jus stared
at the compyuter fer hours. Parently, lots of novulists do this. At one point I
asksd Mom if I could have a cup of corfee (preferable in her ninja mug), but
she said that it would stunt my growth or somthin. So mai novul migt not
akshullee be as EXCITIN as I had planned.</span></div>
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So the landlords is "bringin the parmint up to code" which apparently mean cutting holes in all the walls and som of the ceilings and making us move the furnichur when my friend Jack isn't actually makin another moovie. I keep lookin to see if ceilin cat reelly is watchin, but maybe his is on vaycayhshun. Meanwhile, I has been making plans for my summer. Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00770085024470407385noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6971616503300673743.post-88397141112509383802015-04-17T19:48:00.001-04:002015-04-17T19:48:28.799-04:00Chaysin the Red Dot, a epic pome by ME
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<i>Musashi Sez</i>:<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">Well, Mom just toldid me that one of the
reezons she has been writin an writin is that it is Aprul an that is National
Poetree Monft. So she is writin her epic poem, which is a long pome about epic
deeds. So I thoughtid that I would get in on the actshun. Wish me luck.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">I pat the Muzes on the arm, repeatedly</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">To get their attenshun: Lo, the red dot</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">Will not chayse itself. I must do the deed!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">They pay me no attenshun, so I pull</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">Wift my claws on their fansee white skirts.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">What ho, fair muse? It is time to chayse</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">The red dot, an then writ fansee poetrees</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">About it. Why are yu pickin me up an throwin</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">Me out of the muse hall? That not fair!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">The red dot MUST BE CHASED. I am goin</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">To tell my mom on you ladies! Yu are </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">This was posted four days ago, but I thinks Mom glitched it because then we cudnt find it. So here it is again.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">Okay, I noe it has ben a while, but Mom has
been abslootely HOGGIN the kapyooter again. She has this stoopid poetree blog
she is writin so when she sends out her book lotsa peeples will buy it. I has
been halpin as much as I can, by sittin on her hands to keep them warm whil she
is writin or typing. Yer welcom. But now that she is off to the gym to
egzercize so her brain dont overheat an get all explody, I can steal back the
kapyooter fer a whil.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">She leaves the books out an I sit on them an
tell her which of the ones she doesnt need to read cuz they are borin. I sitted
on this one book all about Greek history from when people ran aroun wearin
sheets for some reason. I not unnerstan hoomin peoples, but I wud say bloo
jeans are a betterer idear if you jus dont have enough fur. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">Also, I has been thinkin about what to do fer
spring. I mean I spent a lotsa time persuading ol Jack Frost to halp us get
that sno record. Yu kin thank me laters. But if you has idears fer a new evil
plot, I cud shur use yer halp.</span></div>
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So it turn out that, parentlee, Mom has been reedin mai blog cuz she tolded me recently. ENUGF ALRREDDEE!!! STOP WIFT THE SNO AN SHLEET AND THAT SHTUFFS!<br />
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Hnurf. Fine. If you not wants to spend mor time wift me, then fine. Go to yer werk. It notl ik I care. Hrumph.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00770085024470407385noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6971616503300673743.post-21059215363759954312015-02-16T17:09:00.000-05:002015-02-16T17:09:08.395-05:00Mai Macchiavellian Plot: SUCCESS!!!
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">Wull I noe you has not been hearin much from
melately. Partly, that is becuz I has been runnin round the apartmin bein
SEVEN! which is a whol lotsa fun. But also it is becuz I has ben runnin a
multistate CONSPIRACY, and that is jus egzaustin. See I came up wift this ideer
to BRIBE JACK FROST to snow extra in Massachoosits so that our hoomins wud stay
hom wift us.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">Now, I knoe wut you are thinking: how cud Musashi pull this off ALL BY
HISSELF!? Well I didnt. I had lotsa help. Sherlock and Dash Strang sent me some
MYSTERY STORIES fer JACK. Pellinore Sobel an his brother sent some
unidentifiable VEGETABULTARIAN stuff that we not want to look at too closely,
but apprently Jack really liked it. Then Tycho and Kepler Musselman sent a
actual GLOBE of the WORLD that spins! </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">Iris an Lateegra Thorndike/Breeze were
goin to send some vegetabultarian stuff, but we had that covered, so then they
sent a BICYCLE instead! And we has been running out of stuffs so I has offered
to teach Jack some TIGER KUNG FU. We may need to get other kitteh peeples or
even doggies involved if we are goin to keep pulling this off, bur I am perty
confident we kin keep this goin till March, at leest.</span><br />
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<i><span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">Musashi Sez:</span></i></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">So mai Mom lovs me So MUTCH, she gotted me a
early birftdae prezent, this is a NOO Litter mat shaped like a bone fer some
reason). It is shiny an black like me, which is cool, an also, it not catch the
litter, which mean it is easier to clean.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Cambria; font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-theme-font: major-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: major-latin;">I not aksks fer mutch. Actchooly, I asksed Mom fer a tricycle to ride
around the partmint, but she said that we would have to see about that and told
me to look online fer kittee safety helmets. So far I has not finded any, which
is shockin since that means LOTS and LOTS of kittees is biking unsafely.</span><br />
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