One of Owr Fayvrits

Musashi Sez:

So this one is a fayvrit of me an Mom boft, cuz we liks to sing it. Also, we has ben watchin theez videoz on YuTuub, an we has relizd that balls are verree popyoolar among all sortsa speesheez. We’v watchd videoz wher doggeez an kitteez playd wift ballz, chaysin them lik soccr playrz, an also goatz an horseez, whch yu migt not egspekt. We saw lionz an tygrz an poomrz plae wift pumpkinz lik soccr balls, an polr bearz also lovs to bouns round things. But whatchu migt not beleev is whut we saw the othr night: a Ladybug playin ball wift some colrd sprinklz!!! Aneewae, heer is the caril: JB = Jingul Ballz

Jingul ballz, jingul ballz,
Playin wift mai toyz!
O, whut fun it is to play
wift the onez that mayk som noiz! Hey!

Playin wift mai toyz
Maykin mousseez run,
Pounsin on mai mom
An the ottrman!

I chays the ball-wift-bell.
It alwaez gets awae!
An so I chays my Mom-Sue’z toez,
I kin do that all dae! Hey!

Jingul ballz, jingul ballz,
Playin wift mai toyz!
O, whut fun it is to play
wift the onez that mayk som noiz! Hey!

A 2Fer: I Doez Yu a Fayvr by NOT Givin Latin & A Caril Fer Mynrz

Musashi Sez:

So, this next Chrismous Caril, is akshul a song about the onlee son of Ceiling Cat, whu got naymd Happy Cat, an I keep thingkin that it cudda ben mutch, mutch worsr: he cudda ben naymd Felix, Garfield, Fang, Snowball, or Puss. Instead, at leest he got a naym that akshul caym clos to whut them Ceilingists claym he wuz all about (tho I maiself is skptikkul about him, as I is a Catatarian Universalist). Anneewae, them Ceilingists sae that this Happee Cat is goin to sayv us all, but they not sae cleerlee whut he goin to sayv us frum. So I remayns skeptikkul. Here is the song: O,CAYF = O, Com All Ye Furtiv

O, com all ye furtive,
graysful an abundant.
O, com, all ye felynz of kittee-dom.
Com, an ignor him,
born of Ceiling Catness.
O, com, let us ignor him,
O, com, let us ignor him,
O, com, let us ignor him,
Happy Cat.

Sing, qwyrz of kitteez,
Sing upon the fensiz,
Sing all yu kitteez whu sing in the clouds.
Glory to Ceiling
Cat whu watchiz ovr us.
O, com, let us ignor him,
O, com, let us ignor him,
O, com, let us ignor him,
Happy Cat.

OK. That wuz fer the dae bfor yestrdae. This comin one is fer todae.

This partklr Christmous Caril is clos to mai gizzard, as it is one that mai mom somstimz sing out of seezon. This caril wuz firstest sung by the brigt yello canareez that got careed down into them scaree dark mynz that them hoomin peeples went down into and eventchoolee got stuck in wae back a hundrid yeerz ago. An, yah, it got started wift them Ceilingist typs whu struck som reformz, but still I persnul thingk it is jus a gud song.

GRYM,G (SDETP) = Good Rabbits Rest Yon Mondae, God (so dont ekspekt their prayrz)

Good rabbits rest on Mondae, God.
so don’t ekspekt their prayrz.
They werk so hard six dayez a week
by Mondae they’re tired hares,
Fergettin how our Ceiling Cat
werked hard to brayk despair.
O, tidings of stayrin at the wall
at the wall,
O, tidings of stayrin at the wall.


This is offishul our fifthteenth dae of Chrismous.

Anothr Song

Musashi Sez:

So, altho we givd yu a respit from our cat-er-wallin, todae we givs yu som of the leeriks fer JTTW (CCIC!) = Join Thou the Wave (Ceiling Cat Is Com!)

Join thou the Wave, Ceiling Cat is com!
If yu’r on the cowtch, mayk room!
Cuz Universul Butt
he ha-a-a-a-az!
From nommin cheezee puffs:
An lissenin to Jazz,
An lissen, lissenin unto Jazz.

Join thou the Wave, Ceiling Cat is com!
Let kitteez their pawz raiz!
The Toms an the Calicoz
Tygrz an the gerl-typ cats,
Rejoycin in theez daez,
Rejoycin in theez daez,
Rejoycin, joycin in theez daez.

Ceiling Cat roolz! We all agreez,
Cuz if yu don’t, he’ll PoWNS!
Yer toez will turn to dust,
Yer breft will smell lik coffee,
An that wud be reel bad.
An mayk yu feel qwit sad.
So say He Roolz! Yu will be glad!

Yu kin sing this eevn at offis parteez, altho yu may finds yerselfs singin it alon. Nevr mind. This is offishul our forteenth dae of Chrismous.

Caril to Bild Yer Self-Esteem (if yu not a kittee)

Musashi Sez:

It has com to our attenshun that folks whu is not kitteez not alwaez got the good self-esteem. Mai mom does ok fer a hoomin, cuz she is part Leo, but mos hoomin peeplez not eevn got that mutch. So I will tell yu about a caril that migt be gud fer yu to sing. When I sent Ont Nansee mai ansr to her puzzul, I said that AIAM = Alleluia, I Am Musashi. She wrot bak that her kittee Qween Magda, said it standed fer Alleluia, I am Magda, and she is rigt an so is I. See, akshul, the song is Alleluia, I am Me, but yu kin futz it to make it fit yu, altho this is eezier if yu gots a M naym.

But I gives yu the song as I lerned it in mai hed.

Allelooyer, feed me tooner!
Allelooya, I am heer!
Wift cold noziz
An cyoot toziz
I hav com to bring yu cheer!

Ceiling Cat gets all the gloree:
We noe that, the saym ol’ storee.
But don’t feel bad!
Yu shud be glad!
Alleyooya, yu hav me!

I not a dog,
Nor hoomin hog,
I not a dinasaur or three!
Yay! Hooray!
Upon this dae:
Alleluia, I am ME!

A Noo Caril fer Yu

Musashi Sez:

So I asksed mai Ont Nansee about them 2 songs that I cudn’t thingk of, an she asksd her kitteez, Ambros an Qween Magda, an they sed the first one, WWYAMC = We Want Yarn an Minty Catnip. Huh. I did indeed fergetid that one. I gives you the firstest verse heer, so yu kin sing it along wift us.

We want yarn an minty catnip:
That is the theem of our song.
And if yu
Givs us tishoo paypr too,
Then we kin plae wift it
All yeer long.

As yu migt has notissd, this is in the catrgoree of Christmous List, lik that faymous song by that Ordr of Chipmonks, yu noe the one wher they sings how they wants a playn that loops-the-loop an also a hoolee-hoop.

Fyoo peeples noe about the chipmonks. They tayks vows to be obeedyunt an chays each other up an down trees. They not do that povertee thing tho.

This is offishul our firstest dae of Chrismous.

A Egsytin Noo Puzzul! Fer Christmus!

Musashi Sez:

My mom's buddee, Rev-Nansee, sent us this verree amyoozin puzzul to solv. I solvd most of it--altho it tookt me half a hour. In the followin, I givs yu mai ansrz. Ther still 2 I not abl to solv. If yu kin solv them, let me noe. Also, if yu ar innerestid in lernin the werdz to anee of theez carolz, yu lets me noe an I givs yu them. Ok. Heer they ar:

WWYAMC =
AIAM = Alleluia, I Am Musashi
JTTW (CCIC!) = Join Thou the Wave (Ceiling Cat Is Com!)
O,CAYF = O, Come All Ye Furtiv
GRYM,G (SDETP) = Good Rabbits Rest Yon Mondae, God (so dont ekspekt their prayrz)
WTK = We Three Kittees
TTDOC =
OLTOB = O Littul Tub of Buttrskwash
HYAMLC = Has Yerself a Merree Load of Catnip
H!THAS = Hark! The Harold Angel Sings (or hark, harold the angel sings?)
TFN = Too Friggin' Noelly
GKW = Good King Wheresmysausage
ICUAMC = It Caym Upon a Mailman, Clark
IHTBOCD = I Hayt This Brand of Cat Dinnr
JB = Jingul Ballz
OCT = O Christmas Tea
IDOAWC = I'm Dreemin of a Wet Christmous
WCIT = What Catnip Iz This?
IBTLALC (TY) = I Bet the Laykrz Are a Lost Coz (This Yeer)
ISMKSC = I Saw Men from the Knights of St. Columbus

An whil I am not convins that all 20 ar egzaklee Chrismus carolz, yu kin waegh in on that ishoo as well.