Thursday, February 26, 2009
James Dean an Me: The Cool Fakter
James Dean wuz this reelly cool humin guy. He was a moovee star. He had a motursaikul. That's a big thin on 2 wheels that yu ride around on, an peeples thingks yer cool. I don't hav one. I only has mai feets, an they are prettee speshul, cuz I can do thins lik bouns off the side of the otterman an mom sez motursaikuls mosly can't do that. Also, he smoked, an everboddy noes now that's bad fer yu. I don't smoke. I'm a helthy kitty. He had to wear blak a lot fer peeples to think he was cool. I wear blak all the tim. So I must be eevn cooler, cuz I never has to chanje. So he only gits 1 star. But we got to gives him somthin, cuz it's not his fault he wasn't a kittee.
I don't know what I could possibly add to this.