Quiz about ME!

Musashi Sez:

OK. Now we goin to tayk a qwiz about ME. Wull, I sez “we,” but I meenz yu all. OK, got yer numbr 2 penslz reddee? Sharpind? Gud. Now put them down an put yer funnee hoomin fingrz on the keebord!

1) What is Musashi’s nombr 1 fayvrit fud?

a) Sammin
b) Spagetti
c) Cheerioz
d) Smok’d goota
e) Toonr

2) What is Musashi’s fayvrit myoozik?

a) That Jon Denvr fellr
b) ABBA
c) Ozzy Ozbern
d) Miles Davis
e) Lady Gaga

3) What is Musashi’s fayvrit book?

a) The Hobbit
b) Post-colonial Imagination & Feminist Theory
c) The Fur Person
d) The Lastest Unicorn
e) The Dicshunary

4) Whu is Musashi’s fayvrit moovee star?

a) Jaymz Dean
b) Hallee Berree
c) Daniel Crayg
d) Humfree Bogart
e) Invaydr Zim

5) Whut is Musashi’s fayvrit moovee?

a) Casino royale
b) Star Warz
c) Cats & Dogs
d) Casrblanca
e) The Preechr’z Wif

So, lik, if this wer 1 of them akademik qwiz typ thins, yu’d get 20% fer evree corekt ansr.

Send us yer ansrz (like ABCED) by comment below or by email. Sho us how mutch yu noez about our starrin writer gy, the elegint blak tuxedo kittee: MUSASHI!!!

Qwot of the Dae: “Tell me whut yu lovs an I tells yu whu yu ar.” --Somboddee or Othr.

Creaytiv Joosiz Leeking Out

Musashi Sez:

OK! OK! I noe it has ben a whyl sins we put out a seeryul of mai wild adventchurz wift the innernashunnl spy commyoonitee, but we ben verree bizzee. The bunneez whu writ mosta this blog wer threatenin to go on stryk agen, an this tim it wuz mai falt fer shur.

(***Sigh***)

See, I wuz talking to mai prodooser about how cool Buffee the Vampyr Slayr is, an she toldid me about “Buffee: the Myoozikul,” an I thogtid a lightbulb! An we ralleed around a pertend piano an had a braynstorm.

But the Bunneez hopt ovr an sed, “We did not com heer to writ a myoozikul, an we certenlee didn’t com to sit around whyl YU writ a myoozikul.”

An then we herd about the yoonion negosheayshunz between the Gild of Myoozikul Artists an the Actorz’ Eqwitee.

The Cheef Writr Bunnee sed, “We let yu get aweae wift the flamenco sene last tim cuz it wuz funnee an yu din’t hav the whol cast singing an dansin. Fightin, shur. Fightin is OK. But dansin? Huh. That NOT in our contrak.”

So we wer bak at the drawin bord, and this time we wer yoozin crayonz, cuzs they didn’t skayr the Bunneez so mutch. An meenwhyl, we sugjestid that the Bunneez tayk a Long-Dezervd Vaycayshun somwher egzotik. We tossd ideers around, lik Tyland, Japann, Chynr, an lik that. But the Bunneez hads studdeed Spanish, so they desydid to go to the Gulf of Meksiko, hopin they cud scout some gud lokayshunz fer the blog an be abul to writ off the cost of the trip.

In whut mai mom callz “retro-spek,” I’m gessin that yu kin see whut’s comin….