Mom’s Bizarre Fuds

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 Musashi Sez:

 

Wull, I wuz torn between writin mor serious stuffs and figyoorin out some funnee stuffs, but then I started thinking about how my Mom eats all kindsa weird stuffs, lik garlic an chicken, an potaytoez, an scallions, an musturd an like that.

An that jus can't be rigt, so I figgered I wud call on yu, mai faitful reederz, to see if yu unnerstood her weerd diet or whether yu figgered she jus really weerd. I wud really appresheeyate yor halp on this. So I figger we needs a poll. We shud keep it simpul, like 1=Love! 2=Don’t Care an 3=Hate!

1. Cheese

2. Bursels Spouts

3. Tooner!

4. Lettus

5. Broculli

6. Chickin

7. Carats

8. Potaytoes

9. Qwassants

10. Harf & Harf

Let us noe what you thinks about these weerd fuds! We will post yer results!!!

(An I noe that I onlee gots 3 constant reeders, but even 1 or 2 or 3 thrids of rzults wud tell us importint stuffs!! So thank yu ahed of tim to (Gran)Mom and (Gran)Dad an (Gran)Pamler!

Diffrints Fuds

Musashi Sez:

Hallo, hoomin an othr peeple Fanz! I is heer todae to celrbrayt “chikin an turkee” kinda fud. Mai mom was feedin me toonr fud, but she wuz getting nervus about how mutch merkree ther is in fish, cuz ‘parentlee, them fisheez yooz them ol’fashund merkree thermometrz wen they is sik, and this leed to bad stuffs, the deetaylz of which ar confuzzlin to me.

But ANYwhoo, mai mom has ben getting me nue fuds: chikin an turkee an stuffs lik that. All this is bringin me bak to mai orijnal feelyn hairy-tij. Wen I eetz it, I remembrz how my ansestr kitteez fougt on the savannr wift them chikinz, an turkeez an salminz.

Huh. Jus the memree alon mayk me feel lik a skaree, advenchursum fellr!

So I am OK wift the ideer of shiftin to a nue fud. Turnz out, iz verree hip to trai nue thins!