Saturday, May 2, 2009
Tru-er Awsumniss: Chuk Noris or Gimlee?
I ben skayt-bordin on the Interwebs, an I foun lots of syts about this Chuk Noris feller. Seemz lik he the bomb. Hoomin peeples ar alwaes goin on about how he kin kick othr hoominz’ butts. He eevn got his own jeans brand, Mom sez, wift space between the back legs in cays yu gots to kick somboddee in the hed. Also, if yu beleevs his websyt, eevn the boogeeman chek its clozit in cays Chuk Noris is ther hydin!!!
So, OK, this guy migt be kinda cool, but I dunno. Ther this othr guy whu is mebbe mor impressiv, cuz he’s short and (Mom sez) CURMUDGEONLY an UNDER-HYPED. His naym is Gimlee (son of Gloin, whu is gud frends wift Bilbo Baggins!), an he helpd bring down the Eevl Dark Lord, Sawron!!! An he don’t use repeetin gun-thins. He use a big battul axe. That meen yu gots to git closerer to the guy yu wants to kill, an that soun kinda skaree. Somtim, Gimlee a littul cross-eyd, but I spect that's cuz he is tryin to keep his ey on evryboddee.
So whut I decydid to do is this. I’m goin to have a contest. Yu all gots to vot on whu is betterer: Chuk Noris or Gimlee son of Gloin. Also, yu gots to desyd whu gits how manee starz. (Ther onlee choysiz 0 to 5 starz.)