Saturday, May 16, 2009
An the Winnr iz Gimlee!
So the final vot wuz 19.5 starz fer Chuk Noris and 70 starz fer Gimlee, son of Gloin. I askd mom how I cud fit 70 starz on the blog an she sed she cud teetch me somthin calld “LONG DIVISION.” That’s math, akshully. See you writs down 70 in a half a box an then yu puts the 19.5 on the side wift the walls. Then yu writs a 3 on the top of the box, an skribblz on a envlop. That’s a importint part. Then yu writs 58.5 unner the 70, an duz “SUB-TRAKSHUN” an that’s like takin the 58 thing away an seein what’s left. This rekwyrs crossin out numbrs an puttin in littul 1s on top. Then yu writs 11.5 unnerneeth an adds mor 0s on top nex to the 70 wift all the crossin out parts. Ther’s mor skribblin an crossin stuff out. I didn’t follo it all. Aneewae, mom insists that in whut she call Real Star Terms, Gimlee hav 3.5 starz, and Chuk get 0.
I don’t mind fhyziks, but this math stuff is fer burds.