So I got distrackyoolayted from mai job of gettin Mistr Tygr back from Captin Nemo’s submareen. I wuz verree bizee maykin plans fer that Verree Importint dae: Pie Dae. Parentlee, on March 14, everboddee eet lotsa pie. An this is verree importint to maftmatishunz an syentists. Don’t asks me why.
See, around the world. Pi (Greek letter “π”) is the symbol used in mathematics to represent a constant — the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter—which is approximately 3.14159, an change. So on March 14, on the fifteenth hour an the ninth minit, which will be around 3:09 pm, everboddee will eets banananana creem pi, an choklat creem pi, an appul pi, an cran-bloo-berree pi, an punkin pi, an lik that.
Mr. Tygr Sez:
Um. So. Yu gyz goin to get me out???