Musashi Sez:
Yu may not noe
this, but the peeples whu wuz heer in Merika befor the Inglish an Frentch
peeples came an tuk ovr ar called Naytiv Merikans. They coms in lotsa flayvrs,
which we calls “tribes,” which is kinda lik famileez, onlee more so.
One of them
tribes got this thing that is a circle with a web inside an som feathrz, an it
is called a “Dreem Catchr.” Yu puts it on the wall of yer tent (or yer
partmint) an it sucks the nightmayrz out of yer head or at leest out of yer
house. That’s whut folks sez, but I don’t bleev it, myself.
Personlee, I
thinks that whut yu reellee need is a kittee, lik me. I come an sit at mai Mom’s
hed around 4 in the mornin, wen it is still dark an the bad dreemz thingk that
they are sayf. They thingk that they kin jus dance around mai Mom’s hed wiftout
havin to worree that they will get caugtid.
But they are
rong. Becuz there is me to catch them an bring them to the dreem eqwiviileent
eqwivla eq
I tayks them to
Jayl. Huh.
An then,
somtimz, if I ar luckee, Mom checks my fud bowl an seez if I needz mor fud. But
that is egstra. That is NOT the reezon I pat her on the cheek til she wayk up.
Nop. Of cors not.
I am depressd yu
eevn thingk so. Huh.
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