Musashi Sez:
Huh. I spended
all dae tryin to finds mai wae around mai mom’z clozit, in mai brayv attemps to
find Narnia, but no luk. I figgrd ther probabul somthin mor to it, liks I gots
to invoke Ceeling Cat an aks fer permishun to com to Narnia, or mebbe I need
som fansee majik amyoolit. I akskd Mom whut she thortid about this an she kinda
freekd out.
Mom: Why yu
wanna go to Narnia, Musashi? Ther are lotsa danjrus creetchrz ther.
Me: Aw, Mom, yu
nevr lets me has anee fun.
Mom: But yu cud
gets lostid ther an I nevr see yu agin.
Me: Aw, c’mon,
Mom, tim not go the saym wae ther as heer. Yu’ll sae, “Bye, Musashi, I hasta go
to werk now!” and befor yu noez it, yu’ll com hom an I’ll be lickin my pawz so
I kin get them stickee photrgraf cornrz to fits into mai noo scrapbuk about mai
adventchrz in Narnia.
Mom: Photrgraf
cornrz?
Me: Wull, duh!
Yu not expect me to go to another werld an not tayk the piktchrz! By the wae,
kin I borrow yer camra?
Mom: Wull, of
cors, but it kinda need subliminal thumz.
(I think that whut she sed. She lookd kinda dayzd. That offin happin wen we has theez kinda conversashunz.)
(I think that whut she sed. She lookd kinda dayzd. That offin happin wen we has theez kinda conversashunz.)
Me: Hmm. I migt
need to tayks me a Sherpa. I has to thingk about this mor…
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