Saturday, August 22, 2009
Mai Mishun, Almos Accomplish
I crept closr an peerd up at theez big round mettul drumz in the cornr. The writin on them wuz not in Inglish lettrs. Luckee, mai spiffee LingwaTron 9000K had a speshul pad wher I cud draw stuff. Mai clawz shuk a littul, cuz I worreed that the workrz wud com back anee moment from their naptim. But I drew what I figgrd wuz a clos aproksil—appoxim—it lookd kinda lik the piktchur writin on the drum. The LingwaTron chirpd lik a birdee at sunset an then it spit out 2 possibul translayshuns:
1. Great Honorable Invisibilator, Confabulated in Middle Kingdom
2. Super Fade-Away, Made in China
Ha! Moussee!* I tuk pikchurs wift mai niftee camra collar. Then I turnd an saw a box that had reglar writin on it, kinda sydwaez, floor-to-seelin: This syd up. Bank of Inglund. Mor pikchurs. Mai work wuz pertee much don.
*Moussee! is a cat's version of Bingo! or Jackpot! Cats are more literal than humans.