Anothr Grayt Artist (An Lokl!)

Musashi Sez:

Ther a almos eevn betterer artist, naymd Patrick McDonnell, an he liv in Nu Jerzee. He mayks the comic strip calld MUTTS, wift our heroz, Mooch the Kittee and Earl the doggee. But Patrick also drowrz the Sundae pictchur fer his comic somtims to match the art of som othr mastr art gy or gal, and heer is one of mai persnl fayvrits, cuz it matchz the pictchur I shows yu last tim by the Japaneez mastr, Hiroshige.

So, this one of them cultchurl thins wher if sombodee shows yu one of theez, yu kin showz how smartypants yu ar by sayin, “Whut, whut! That look jus lik the renoend mastrpees of ol’ whutshisnaym, eh whut?” It halps if yu do this wift British aksent, cuz it mayks folks mor impresst.

A Verree Grayt Artst

Musashi Sez:

I hav jus desydid to becom cultchrd kittee, which is hard werk, cuz it meen yu got to noe about art and myoozeeumz and myoozik and jeogruphee. So I figgr I shud start wher I got the mostest noe-lidj, which is stuff to do wift kitteez. I’ll start wift the kinda art that is pikchurz, cuz they eezee to find on the interwebs.

I tell yu about this crayzee gy, Hiroshige. He was from Japan an he likd to draw pikchrz of playsiz. Somtimz he eevn incloodid kitteez, lik in this pikchur heer, which ar pertee faymus. This meen yu ar sposta say, “Oooh, whut a pertee pikchur! That gy a mastr!”

We do anothr artist tomorrer, if yu’r verree gud. Kthxbai.