Wull, I has been workin verree hard to translayt one of them standard Christmas carols to a noo kitteh carol which yu all will reallee like. I thogtid to use that one from the 1950s-60s about dancing around a Christmas tree. This is what I camed up wift first.
Rocketing around the Christmas wreath
On the big, white livin room door.
It’s got red and gold ornamints
I think Mom shud put on more.
But then I gots stuckt. So I listened to the orijinul again and I tried this:
You will get exilerating feelins
When you see
Kittee racing round the table:
Grab a cookie if you’re able.
And then it gots hard an I hads to put on mai thinking cap, except that I not has one, an anyway, I wanted one of them Santy Claws hats wift them tantilizin pompoms, but the closest thing Mom had was a red gambler hat.
So I weared that fer a while an then I camed up wift this:
Rocketing around the Christmas wreath,
Has a happee holidae.
Everyboddy dansin merrilee
In the noo an feline way!!!