Musashi Sez:
Wull, I wuz goin to writ todae about baloonz an mai mom becoming
a lefty, but then I suddinlee realized that it wuz Guy Fox Day in Inglund. This
guy, whu wuz a fox, wuz planning on blowin up the Tower in Lundun wift som othr
guyz, whu migt or migt not hav ben also foxiz. This wuz cuz the King at the tim
wuz doin lotsa anti-fox lejislayshun.
(An yu has to unnerstan that wae bak then, all the kings wer boyz, cuz they has not ben compleetly enlighted then.)
Now, theyr plan to blow up the towr not has bombs, cuz they
dint has bombs bak in thoz daes (this wus lik ovr a hunnert yeerz ago!!!). They
not eevn has airplaynz, if yu kin bleev it!!! Instead, they wuz goin to yooz gunpowder.
This meen that they hads to take lotsa bullets an yooz plierz to pull the lead
bits out an por the gunpowder into their bom. Yu kin jus imajin how long it
tayk fer a dozin foxez wift pliers to pull out the gunpowder frum hundreds an hundreds
of bullets an por it all into theez big barrulz.
An this all tooks a long tim, which is why the govermint fellrs
wer abul to caugtid them. An wen they caugtid them rebel foxiz, they conscripted
lotsa horseez an horsmin an set them all after them. They chaysd them throo forests an across laynz an inneruptid the foxiz' tea-tim evree aftrnoon, which is kinda unforgivabul, if yu aksks me.
They eevn yoozed
huntin hornz, eevn tho thoz thinz ar qwite skayree to heer. Huh.
So, cors, evnchoolee, they caugtid that guy, Fox and his frends (whu
migtid or mightid not has ben also Foxiz), an they kilt them verree badlee, which is somthin governmints do wen they ar verree, verree upset.
An this part is whut I has the trubbul unnerstandin. Parentlee, to celerbrayt this
historikkul eevent-thin, the Inglush peeples has effudgeez of that guy, Fox. They
mayks models of him in Fudge, and they eets them. An then to burn off the
calreez, they runz around in cirkuls, shoutin, “Kablang! Pow! Kerpoweeeee!” Somtimz they eevn has firwerks, to mayks the sounz mor convinsin.
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