Musashi Sez:
Huh. Mai mom offin comz hom an sez, “MooSAshi! How’z mai littul bug?” an I has to remynd her that I am not a bug. I ar a kittee. We ar verree diffrunt, cuz I has fewer legz than bugs has. Also, I not has antennae; I has whiskrz. Also, I am 13 pounds big, so I am not partiklarlee littul, akshullee.
But does she lissin? Hard to sae.
She tell me that she had a weerd, long, compulkaytid dreem, aftr which she figgrd out whut she bleev to be the 2 main troofts about hoomin peeplz.
1. Hoomins do the saym thing ovr an ovr agen, so wen they (rayrlee) chaynj their waez, it is worthee of attenshun.
2. An hoomins kin chaynj pertee radiklee when they wants to.
Wift theez 2 ideerz, we kin unnerstan why hoomin peeples do the stoopid stuff they do.
1 comment:
Cute as a bug's ear, yes.
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