Wednesday, April 21, 2010
A Verree Gud Jok
OK! I has a verree funnee jok to tells yu. Mai mom toldid it to me.
(Hnrf, hnrf, hnrf!) Yu will lagf yer socks off.
If Aypril showerz bring May flowrz, wut doz May flowrz bring?
(Hnrf, hnrf! Yu nevr goin to get this one, it is too clevr. Hnrf, snort!)
Do yu gess yet? What thos May flowrz bringin? I bet yu can’t gess! (Hnrf, hnrf!)
PILGRIMS! ! !
Yah, that’s pertee gud! Mai mom mayd that one up. Wull, akshullee she sez she had halp from som chick naymd Dixie Kup, but I nevr met anee of her frendz wift a naym lik that, so mebbee she nu this Dixie in collidj or somthin…
Pilgrims! Hnrf, hnrf, hnrf! Pil—snort! Hnrf…
I cud jus lagf all dae...