Monday, April 19, 2010
The Meenin of Eestr, Problee, Part 1
A week or 2 ago, mai mom wuz skramblin around between churchiz to selebrayt this whol Eestr thin. Eestr is hard to figgr, eevn tho I red up about Happeecat in the laytr bits of the LOLCat Bibul. See, it turnz out that Ceiling Cat vizitid that Izreel plays again, jus like he yoozd to do wen Noah wuz sayvin his bacon (an beef an pork an lik that) bak wen they had that big flud.
An mebbe yu rembembrer how I toldid yu the storee of wen Jeezus/Happee Cat got bornd an all thoz sheep-herdrz an anjelz vizitid him (see mai blog fer 12/22/08). Wull, it turnz out that theez 3 king-gyz (mayd of Legos, parentlee) also vizitid him an givd him prezints. They wuzn’t hyoojlee egsytin prezints, cuz layzr pointrz not ben inventid yet. They moslee brogt him gold an catnip.
So this Happy Cat fellr groo up to be a danjrus sort, alwaez leepin! on the Pfariseez an putting snagz in their prayr blankeez, which is cleerlee BAD—
--egsept… if it’s Ceiling Cat’s kitten whu is doin it, he probabul got one of them Get-Outa-Jayl-Free cardz. So it’s OK. But them Pfarisee fellerz an their frendz in the guvernmnint din’t lik Happee Cat mayking fun of them, or—eevn worser—ignorin them. (Persnal, I thingks they musta ben doggeez, cuz doggeez alwaes gotta has the attenshun.)
So them crankee doggeez foun one of the kitteez whu playd in Happeecat’s jaz band, Joodas, the obo playr. He wuz not happee about Happee Kat, cuz he wuz hopin that Happee Kact wud kick out the Romin Soldjerz whu wuz lik big ol’ bears or somthin, but Happee Kittee wuz mor intrestid in maykin shur that the homless kitteez (and eevn doggeez! an bunneez!) got fud an wadder an blankeez.
So Joodas toldid theez govermint typs wher to fin HappeeCat, an they givd him lotsa tinfoil ballz. Or somthin. An then they hided behin the coutch in Izreel, waytin to Pounce on Happee Kittee!!!
Tim fer mai nap. I tells yu mor laytr.