Mai Writer Blok Has Winned

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Musashi Sez:

So, I has finally given up on my pirate storee, cuz not onlee has I not gots a middul, I not even gots a ending, which mai mom ALWAYS has when she givs up on her novels. I has EMBRACED my writer blok in a Tru Feline Way (TFW), which is to say that I has scratched it to deaft. I will eventchooly return to writin NotFiction, after I has done enugf of that swoonin and swearin and genrally bein unlovable that writer-types do aftr their novels fail.

Then, I will get bak to that whol, just opinionatering thing that I was doin so well when I was jes a kitten what did not know what was not possibul.

Post Turkey Post Thng

Musashi Sez:

Wull, Mom jus camed bak fro Tahnksgibing wift my granpa and granmom, an she had only barely unpaked her stuffs before she givs me the Lectoor:

Mom: Moosashi, don t you noe that you has been lettin down yer constitchooencee by not writin yer blog?

Me: What are a constitchooencee?

Mom: Yer audience. Yer fanbase.

Me: Yu meen Granpa and Granmom and Pamelr?

Mom: An those folks from Germany and Turkey and Poland and like that!

Me: I canst think of nothin to sae. I has gots the writer block.

Mom: That are just a excyoos. Yu kin writ about all kindsa stuffs if you want to!

Me: I tried. I gots nothin.

Mom: Whut abouts all them things I do that annoys yu?

Me: Okay, on those things I cud writ ferevr, but we gots to amooze them fanbases, an they is not eezily amoozed.

Mom: AHA! Then yu gots yer work cutted out fer yu!

Mor Writin Block

Musashi Sez:

So I has been sittin in my bed thinking about my blog an not comin up wift stuffs. I has looked at my mom’s friends’ blogs about stuff like Indian food an books an pancakes, but they not help me. Mom keeps complainin about how I alwaes walks on her keybord, but I not ALWAYS do that, onlee sometimes, when I am lookin fer inspiration.

At this rate, I may has to send Mom out to nother movie or I’m not goin to hav anything to writ about at all. Sigh.

Writin Blok: I Has It

Musashi Sez:

We not havin a blog todae, cuz mom is tierd out from bein smartypants all day yestrdae, an I has the writin blok. So thingk of somthin verree funnee. Pertend I told yu it. Kthxbai.