Wull, Mom jus camed bak fro Tahnksgibing wift my granpa and granmom, an she had only barely unpaked her stuffs before she givs me the Lectoor:
Mom: Moosashi, don t you noe that you has been lettin down yer constitchooencee by not writin yer blog?
Me: What are a constitchooencee?
Mom: Yer audience. Yer fanbase.
Me: Yu meen Granpa and Granmom and Pamelr?
Mom: An those folks from Germany and Turkey and Poland and like that!
Me: I canst think of nothin to sae. I has gots the writer block.
Mom: That are just a excyoos. Yu kin writ about all kindsa stuffs if you want to!
Me: I tried. I gots nothin.
Mom: Whut abouts all them things I do that annoys yu?
Me: Okay, on those things I cud writ ferevr, but we gots to amooze them fanbases, an they is not eezily amoozed.
Mom: AHA! Then yu gots yer work cutted out fer yu!