The Uses of Casseroll

Musashi Sez:

So tonight fer dinner, Mom made a casseroll, wift pastr, tomatoes an onions an like that. I watched her verree carefully as she cutted them up, so I kin learn how to cook. I am not shur why I wud want to cook the stuff she does, cuz it is mostlee ickee, but yu never noe.

And also she has puttid me on a “Dye-It,” which I thogtid wud mean that I wuz goin to get mai hair turned purple, wift maybee a Mohawk, but akshully it turn out to meen that I eet smaller meals more often rather than the othr way around. Huh. She is doin it too, but I don’t see her getting anee smallerer.

But! I hads a mind-blowin ideer. I seds to mai Mom, I seds to her, “Hey, Mom! I noe something else that rolls, jus like yer caseroll. It is a tricycle!!!”

This aprently did not help mai case. Sigh…

Mai Noo Plan!!!

Musashi Sez:

Wull, as yu all noe, Mom is refyoozing to get me a ponee becuz of all the hay an poop an whut all those hooves wud do to the wood floors and whut the landlord wud say. I’m not convinsed, maiself, but I has come up wift a noo plan.

See, she just got this noo book, Walking Your Octopus: A Guidebook to the Domesticated Cephalopod. At first I was thinking that she had decided to get us a pet, but then I realize that it is just a silly story, cuz octopuses don’t live outside of the ocean an also the lady’s hair is green. Mom likes it because it has funnee pictures of the octopus an the lady reading books an playing polo an ice skating, But I finded a picture that gave me a ideer.

On the page that says, “Exercise is important for one’s pet,” there is a picture of the octopus on a tricycle. He has goggles and a horn fer makin noise wift. It looks like all kindsa fun!!!

So now I hafta figure out how to convinse Mom to get me a tricycle!!!