Mai Pertee Gud Weekend

Musashi Sez:

Wull, I had a pertee gud weekend yestrdae. Mom an me sleept in an then we gots up layt an she chased me! Verree Fast! Across the room! Then I tukt a nap in the bak room whil she eatid brekfist. Aftr that she wuz typin an I went in an draggd her awae from the kapyootr an mayd her chase me! Agen! She is aktchoolee verree fast fer such a big persin. She offin catch mai tail. Cleerlee, I needs mor praktis. I hoep to get som in whil she is on vacayshun.

We also playd wift mai noo toy. She gottid it fer me about a year ago, but I onlee just notissd it. It is a big bloo circle like one of them baygul thins wift the creem cheez, egsept this not have anee cheez. It is hollo an has a ball in it that goes around an around. It is rivittin! But it is mutch bettrer to plae wift this wen Mom is hom, cuz she halps.

See, I layz down on one side an puts one arm in on eethr side. Then I bats the yellr ball bak an forft wift mai pawz. This is ok until the ball gets stuk on the othr side wher I not can reetch, an so if Mom isn’t ther to bat it bak to me, I has to get up an go do somthin els. But if she’s ther to plae wift me, then we gets a Volly goin, and kin plae fer lik TEN WHOL MINITS!!! at a tim.

And then I gets tierd an has to climb up on mai goldee pillo on the cowtch an tayks a nap.

It is verree strenyoous livin mai lif. Huh.

Bestest Cat Toy Ever So Far

Musashi Sez:

So las week mom got me a new toy. Is pretty speshul cuz I can kick it or chew on its long crinkle legs (an it has lots of legs, mebbe four, an a tail also). Mine is a mousee (his name is Victor, cuz mom is wierd), but yu kin get a piggee or a bunnee, if you wants. His hed is full of the ‘nip an his tummee is a bell, so he smells gud an he souns gud and he chews gud and you can also walk him around if you has help from yer mom or dad (it rekwires thums). Is not danger toy, so if mom an dad go to work or skuul, yu kin still plays with him. An ther’s different colors too. I gives him four stars.

Mom Explains:

I am not weird. However, this toy does inspire the Victory Laugh, because of Musashi’s incredible acrobatic and Matrixy skills of jumping, rolling, bouncing off the side of the ottoman and ending up pretty close to whatever he was aiming at, even when he gets twelve inches off the ground in the process. This actually happens pretty often. Both the getting close to what he was aiming at and the getting a foot off the ground. He is an aerial kitty. So of course I perform the Victory Laugh as a sign of respect. There is no mockery intended at all. None. Zero. Zip.