Showing posts with label birthday cake. Show all posts
Showing posts with label birthday cake. Show all posts

Monday, March 29, 2010

A Pawz fer a SrPryz Partee! (wift othr gud nooz)



Musashi Sez:

OK. So I noes that yu all has ben worryin about the homless kittee. An I got payjiz mor to say about how it wuz wen he wuz heer. (His naym wuz Jaspr, by the wae). I’m goin to tell yu now that he is OK. I’ll tell yu about how that all werkd out laytr. But, wuns he wuz cleerlee OK, then mai mom “commenst” to giv me a surpryz birftdae partee! So I tell yu about that now, cuz it wuz surpryzin an egsytin, and tomorrer I’ll tell yu about Kaspr’s storee. K?

Mom says:

This is not a hard story to tell. I came home with the devil’s food cake mix and eggs, having already made sure that I had orange marmalade. Let’s face it: he’s a black cat, so we HAD to have the devil’s food cake. But he’s also a spicy little Paddington kittee (and DON’T tell him I said that!). So we had to have something with a little élan—this is a word I got from the crossword puzzles I do on the train home. It is easier to spell than pizzazz.

So, with vegetable oil from Karlee, and cupcake papers picked up by Carlos, I put together some slightly “voom” cupcakes. We sang "Happee Birftdae" and ate the naked ones. I will draw the ninja turtles and stuff on the ones I bring to EDS tomorrow—and those divinity students, oh yes, they will sing. Hah! They will sing if they want Musashi Birthday Cupcakes! (This is Musashi maykin me channul him.)

MwaHaHaHaHaaa!

Musashi Sez:


Yah. Yu gotsta sing. But yu jus ask my granpa and granma Splekki: yu kin pik whut kee yu wants to sing in… I not so pickee….

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Mai Offishul Birftdae Partee!




Musashi Sez:

So las nigt wuz mai amayzin offishul birftdae partee. We had 10 hoomin peeples plus ME! (Lotsa peeple wantd to com, but had to send me "rain cheks," an mom sed she'd egsplayn that laytr.)

So I got som pikchurs fer yu, whu cudn't com. The first 2 aren't about me, reellee, but they happind to be on LOLcats yestrdae, so mom added them. Yu kin tell they'r not me, cuz the kittee is orinje, not blak.

OK. So I jus giv yu buntch of pikchurs now, cuz I'm still egzawstd. That stayin up to midnigt if fer the burds.

Happee birftdae to meeeeee!

PS: The cayk has a pikchur like me an som math, cuz I askd mom to put math on it, sins I do lichrachur anywae. So she put this ALGEBRA on it: M = 1, cuz I am 1 yeer old.

PPS: Also, mom sez it wuz a "soosay foo," and that's whut French hoomins call a "mad suksess" cuz they don't know Inglish but they do noe about mad huntin skills an lik that.

PPPS: In that last pikchur is mom holdin me, and nex to her his Lizzlbet, whu helpd wift the cayk, and behind her is Lorenvan whu is afrayd of kittees but caym anywae an also helpd wift the cayk, cuz she's jus that kool.

An, Oh Yeah: These kool pikchurs wer takind bai mai cuzzin Raychul. Thangkyu, Raychul.