Well Mom got verree upset with me this morning an she has been makin me writ mai noo yeer rezolooshunz all dae. So far I got theez ones.
1. I will not trai to wake Mom up at midnigt fer brekfest. (she mayded me write this one like elebenty hundred times. I figger she want me to be sure that I am spellin the words rigt.)
2. I will not trai to wake Mom up until AT LEEST 4:30 in the mornin.
So thoz are the ones she want me to resoloot. Here are some I has fer her:
1. I will get up an feed MUSASHI the first tim he pat me on the noz.
2. I will not has a cranky if I gets up to feed him an he alreddy has the fud.
Oddly enugf, I has notissed that Mr. Tyger an mai Rhinosersaucerous buddy has boft been findin othr things to do when this subjict comes up. Huh.