Wull, I has ben trying to think of a funnee fer this Aprul Foolz Dae, but I am comin up wift nothing, so I thoughtid mebbe I wud do a Verree Serious blog instead. I cud write about the Faymousest Kittees in Litrachoor or Histree, or possibly Geography (cuz ther is nothing funnee about geography). But after writing down my list, I realized how short it wuz:
Ilsa the Lion
Musashi (that's ME)
That fellr who work for MGM
The Pink Panther
The Black Panthers
I was thinkin about this an I decided to dress up as the pink panther fer Eester!!! Cuz peeples like perty collrz fer Easter. But then I gots to thinkin how I wud blend in wift mai perty pink rug an all mai pink toyz, and then that wud givs Mister Tygr a opportoonity to sit on me an claim that he didn't see mee cuz I was all blended in. April Fool. Har Har.
So I has decided to keep my tuxedo on after all.