Monday, July 12, 2010
The Writin Lif
I has a noo frend, namyd Dash. He is littul, onlee 2 monfts old, but he is naymd aftr a writr, an Mom sez he alreddee “spells betterer than yu, Musashi.” Huh. As if spellin wer the mos importinitest part of writin.
So I am goin to giv him (an yu) som gud writin advys. An becuz Dash is a bounsee, Tiggr-lik individjooul (kinda lik mai grandpa, onlee lots mor), I’m goin to mayk the lessins nys an short.
Don’t worree about thumz. Compyootrz ar the grayt eeqwulyzrz. If yu kin dans on the keybord, yu kin writ.