Sittin in Mai Windo Again

 Musashi Sez:

So I noe I hasn't been writing all that mutch lately. It is because mai noo frend Jack is lettin me sit on the windo-sill in his room, so I kin see the birdies but they can't see me. I am a very gud birdie watcher, cuz I gots lotsa patience, and the sun on mai head doesn't bother me, becuz I am a solar-powered kitty.

Akshully, most kitties is solar powered, but becuz I am black an shiny, I kin absorb more sun than some other kitties who has the lighter colored fur. It is too bad fer them, especially in the wintr. Mom appreeshiates my solar power, cuz it's free--imagine if she had to keep pluggin me in all the tim, like her phone!--and becuz I am always willin to share wift her. Parently, solar power is gud fer peeples kneees.

I don't noe if doggies are solar powered or not, but I thinks they are, because you always sees them going outside, like a couple of times a day. I don't know why they can't just sit on a windo-sill like me, unless they are just too big. Human peeples probably just need to make bigger windo-sills.

Mai Lessr Noen Enjineerin Qwaliteez

Musashi Sez:

So las week mai mom founded out that ther is a plays calld the Musashi Institoot of Tecknolojee. It is in Japan, attatchd to the Tokyo Cittee Universtee. Mom sez that this is mor lik CUNY than Harvrd, whutevr that meen. Still, it is egsytin. Thingk about it: somwher, verree far awae, all kindsa peeples is studeein layzr pointrz, moussee trajektoreez, Optiml Solar Enerjee Absorption in Feline Fenestration (OSEAFF), and Feline-Powered Batteries And Bioartificed Industrial Engineering Systems (FPBABIES). As yu kin see, sutch studeein catrgoreez is importint fer kittees, as they (kitteez, not catrgoreez) is eethr the subjikt or the objikt of the reesertch.

Anneewae, we gives yu a piktchur of the Institoot. An we lets yu imajin fer yerselvs whut kinda resertch they probabul does ther, which will inevitabul fix all the stoopid cruntch-typ problims hoomin peeples has gottid us all into.