So there I was sittin in my kittee bed watchin the neighbors cleen all the sno off their cars, when Mom came home from work. She say, “Musashi, hav yu been usin mai libraree card again?”
Natchurallee I sez, “Whu me? What make yu think that?”
An she say, “Cuz when I went to the libraree, they had books they said I reqwested on the computer, but I not reqwest them.”
An she showed me them: Being the Owner Yer Pony Would Choose fer Himself, Horse Nutrition fer Dummies, and Cowboy Stuntmen on the Silver Screen.
“Mm hmm,” she sed. “An the othr one?”
“Um,” I sed helpfully, thinking verree fast. “I not noe why yu reqwested that one, but if yu not innerested in reading in, I kin read it fer yu instead!”
She huffed one of them big Sighs she alwaes do an sez, “Musashi, what am I goin to do wift yu?”