Musashi
Sez:
So
aftr mai short foray into fikshun over the summer, I has deciderayted to
consintrayt on my strengfts: joornulizm, tellin it lik it akshully is. I was
goin to do this yestrdae, but I spent so much time LEAPING!!! everwher that I
not had time to akshully writ about the LEAPING!!!
See,
Mom tolded me about the calender, which is the big flappy thing on the wall in
the baftroom wift all the piktchurs of her college on it. Turns out, fer some
reason she cudn't explayn too gud, every four years, they adds a day to the
calender, and we gets an extra dae fer exercizin. So we played wift the BRAND
NOO LAZR POINTR!!! An I was LEAPIN an runnin aroun like a crazypants persin!!!
An
then I hads to nap, cuz I was tierd. i am pretty shur that if you missed yer
chance yestrdae, you cul probably spend som time tomorrer LEAPIN! It is gud fer
yu.
1 comment:
Earthling, what's the MOST relevant?
Striving N winning Seventh-Heaven?
Aint2coolNhellfire, child.
Q: You gonna live forever?
A: Yes! depending on where.
Q: How long do our lifetimes last?
A: 1-outta-1 bites-the-dust, babe,
and if you dont yet know,
lemme show you how to wiseabove:
When our eternal soul leaves our body
and we riseabove to meet our Maker,
only four, last things remain:
death, judgement, Heaven or Hell
according to the deeds we mortals
have done in our finite existence.
So... find-out what RCIA is and join!
PS° guess what, earthling? Im an NDE:
Google+: kold_kadavr_ flatliner
Let's be tethered2forever Upstairs.
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