So aftr mai short foray into fikshun over the summer, I has deciderayted to consintrayt on my strengfts: joornulizm, tellin it lik it akshully is. I was goin to do this yestrdae, but I spent so much time LEAPING!!! everwher that I not had time to akshully writ about the LEAPING!!!
See, Mom tolded me about the calender, which is the big flappy thing on the wall in the baftroom wift all the piktchurs of her college on it. Turns out, fer some reason she cudn't explayn too gud, every four years, they adds a day to the calender, and we gets an extra dae fer exercizin. So we played wift the BRAND NOO LAZR POINTR!!! An I was LEAPIN an runnin aroun like a crazypants persin!!!
An then I hads to nap, cuz I was tierd. i am pretty shur that if you missed yer chance yestrdae, you cul probably spend som time tomorrer LEAPIN! It is gud fer yu.