The Writr Problem of Butt to Chair

Musashi Sez:

So I ben tryin to writ mor, an I has two problems with this. First is that is SPRING!!!! So I has to run across the partmint VERYFAST!!! And then turn aroun and run VERYFAST!!! in the opperzit direkshun!!! This can take alot of time.

The othr problem is that when I sit in Mom's comfy capyuter chair to type, I falls asleep. These two things meen that I hasn't been doin much writin lately. Also, I has to catch the red dot!!!

That Annoyin Tutch Typin Thing

Musashi Sez:

So I hav been tryin verree hard to writ my blog lik Mom does, altho she has a grate advantidg over me on account of her Posable Thums. I has a veree hard tim typin, whereas she just tippity-taps away lik it is easy or somethin.

I has LOTSA stuffs to say, but when I sit down on the keyboard, all of my ideers runs away. Mom sez I needs mor self-dissaplinn, but mostly I think whut I really needs is a typin class.

LEAP! Day!

Musashi Sez:

So aftr mai short foray into fikshun over the summer, I has deciderayted to consintrayt on my strengfts: joornulizm, tellin it lik it akshully is. I was goin to do this yestrdae, but I spent so much time LEAPING!!! everwher that I not had time to akshully writ about the LEAPING!!!

See, Mom tolded me about the calender, which is the big flappy thing on the wall in the baftroom wift all the piktchurs of her college on it. Turns out, fer some reason she cudn't explayn too gud, every four years, they adds a day to the calender, and we gets an extra dae fer exercizin. So we played wift the BRAND NOO LAZR POINTR!!! An I was LEAPIN an runnin aroun like a crazypants persin!!!

An then I hads to nap, cuz I was tierd. i am pretty shur that if you missed yer chance yestrdae, you cul probably spend som time tomorrer LEAPIN! It is gud fer yu.