Sittin in Mai Windo Again

 Musashi Sez:

So I noe I hasn't been writing all that mutch lately. It is because mai noo frend Jack is lettin me sit on the windo-sill in his room, so I kin see the birdies but they can't see me. I am a very gud birdie watcher, cuz I gots lotsa patience, and the sun on mai head doesn't bother me, becuz I am a solar-powered kitty.

Akshully, most kitties is solar powered, but becuz I am black an shiny, I kin absorb more sun than some other kitties who has the lighter colored fur. It is too bad fer them, especially in the wintr. Mom appreeshiates my solar power, cuz it's free--imagine if she had to keep pluggin me in all the tim, like her phone!--and becuz I am always willin to share wift her. Parently, solar power is gud fer peeples kneees.

I don't noe if doggies are solar powered or not, but I thinks they are, because you always sees them going outside, like a couple of times a day. I don't know why they can't just sit on a windo-sill like me, unless they are just too big. Human peeples probably just need to make bigger windo-sills.

Being a Reel WRiter

Musashi Sez:

Mom sez that I must be a reel Writer becuz I always has excyoosiz for not riting. Like bein mad at Mom fer leeving and then spending two weeks sittin on her feets so she culdnt go anywhere. An then getting mad at her again cuz she hads to go back to school. Or playin wift my nu frend Jack, who is nice and plays wift string wift me an lets me hang out in his room. Also he tookt this amayzin pikcher of me, an made me look pertikly hansome. 

An also sometimes I has to lick my feets to make sure that I am spiffy all over, which is a perty big job for a guy like me whu has a small tongue.

Mom sez I wud be an even reeler writer if I drinked corfee, but I not like corfee. It smells funny. Maybe I cud be a riter whu drink milk? Whut yu think about this?

Post-Summr-Vacayshun Trommer

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Musashi Sez:

Wull, I noe it has been a while, but my mom wented on vacayshun to Maayn  last week fer like elebenty daes! There she goes, orf fer lik almost a whole WEEK! and she expect me to just egspect her back. Huh. An it was not like Mom had Josh an Haidee take care of me. Insted I hads Annr. I likes Annr, but she tend to teach me Russian when Mom is gone, like “Nyet, Mushashi, not on the bed!”