May Day & Career Ideas

Musashi Sez:

Wull, today is May Day, which is a spring festival thing where yu finds a convenient pole and some really long ribbons in red and bloo and green an pink an yello an yu dance around it while yu sing. Fer yer really gud verisimilitude, yer songs shud include words lik “hey, nonny, nonny,” but don’t ask me why.

I think this wud be a mor fun game if they attached ping pong balls to the ends of the ribbons, cuz I am a fan of ping pong balls an I can chase them unner the bookcase all day!!!

Meanwhile I has been trying to decide on mai summer plans, or possibul, whut I want to be when I grow up. I have decided to NOT be a farmer, a chef, or a surfer. That was EASY to decide.

I was thinkin I cud be a food critic, because I am so gud at watchin Mom cook an commenting on whut I see. She always tells me whut she's cooking, especially when I asks to smell stuffs. Most recently, I has smelled zuchinni, onyun, pasta, oringe, scallions, cheese, peetzer, spgetti sauce, an a bagel. Also cream cheese which don't look like cheese, but as I unnerstand it, dairy kin be sneaky. I never really like what I smell. Once upon a time I licked some funny Gouda, but since then I don't eevn try.

So I thogt I wud be a natural at being a food critic, but Mom said that yu has to sometime say the food is akshully gud, and I never think so, so I guess that’s out.