Wull, now that Eeastr is ovr, I kin tell yu all about what happened between that big Whit-furred bunny an us, the crew of my ship the Spontenaity.
See, we hads this big figt and the Bunnee turned us all different colrz. An I totalee won. But then I realized that what all of us was sittin on after the figt, was all these yellr sugar peeps. We didn’t know why, but then somebody said, “Deer God, they ar self-replicaytin at a velocity that we can’t handle! Captin,! Whut are we gonna do???”
So I sed, “Huh, we’ll jus have to eat them!”
An of course that Bunnee-fellr was not too happy about that, so he started slingin lotsa them littul bloo nougat eggs at us, (ouch!), an we started slingin multi-colored and –flayvored jelly beans at him. An down he went!
Then we tooked them funny colored bunnees and chicks an we gived them tooth-picks an them plastic swords an we paired them off an made they figt it out in the microwayv.
So, finally havin figted off the big rabbit fellr, we cud continyoo our journey to get justice from Captan Nemo.