Musashi Sez:
Wull there, we
wuz in that non-Narnean world when I says to my buddee Mister Tygr, I says,
“Why we not try anuthr werld?”
And he says,
“Okey-dokey!”
An so we changiz
werldz, but when we gets to the outsid of the pub in this nu werld, we seez a
bunch of bunneez hangin around. An they tayks one luk at us an they sez: “Hey,
are yu gyz immergrints?”
An we sez,
“Who’s akskin?”
An they sez, “Yu
looks imergrintish. Lik you migt need a plot.”
An we looks at
eetch other an we sez, “Huh.”
An they sez,
“Cuz we doin a two fer one sale on plots. It cost twenty-five cents.”
An I put my hed
together wift Mr. Tygr and we figgrs that we only got nineteen cents, tops. So
Mr. Tygr sez, “We hasn’t got enugf fer two whol plots. What yu charj fer jus
one?”
An the bunneez
put their heds together and mutter among theirselvs. An one says, “Twelve cents
fer just one.”
So we hands her
the script we has been follerin fer the past coupla monfs, an they looks it
over an sez, “Wull, this is gotta be one of the werst plots we seen in a while,
but we still onlee charje you twelve cents. But you are goin to get the most
leestest innerestin plot we has in
our bunnee clozit.”
“We’ll tayk
it!!!” sez us.
