Monday, November 15, 2010

Bein Sik is No Fun, or So I Heerz


Musashi Sez:

Wull, call me a ministrerin aynjl, cuz mai mom is almos helthee agin. All week she kept maykin funnee noyzis: corf! corf! corf! An then, snorfl! snorft!

Veree uncomfrtabul soundin. An then her hed egsplodz. An she has to yooz the whit tisshoo thin to cleen it all off her fays. An then corf! corf! Heer we goz agin.

But I halpded her. I givd her Kittee Shiatsu, cuz evrboddee noe that putting littul preshrz on the thigh an abdomonimum mayks the chi floe bettrer an that mayks yu helthee.

Huh. Gud thin she gots me around!

1 comment:

Pamela said...

Better that she exploded than imploded. Eww.