Musashi
Sez:
So
todae is Patriots Daye and the dae we celerbrate the Marerthon in Boston!! Woo
woo!! Mom sez that it look like 30,000 people is gonna run past our house, an
she also suspect taht about 10,000 drunk colledge stoodints is gonna walk
irregularly past our house also, yellin things like, "Yooo kin do
it!" an also "Yay yooo!" She sez this perdiction is comin from
her past experience. I blieve her. Mostly. I mean seriusly, 30,000??
But
meanwhile I has been sleepin on the compyuter chair of inspiraytshun. I has
been gettin in touch wift my myooz an waitin fer her to show up. Then Mom kicks
me off the chair, sayin, "Musash-kin, you gotta gets some exersize!"
an then we plays soccer wift the ping pong balls.
Fer
thos of yu whoo don't know, Musash-kin is the Russian diminyootiv fer Musashi,
an it means that she likes me, which I kinda knew becuz she allus gets
up an feeeds me when I pats her on the face at like 4:30 or 5:25 or 6:12 or 7:31
or 8:76 or whatever.