Musashi Sez:
Wull this
has been a egsyting week an no mistake. On Mondae, Mom an me were going to go
out fer “a ride” wift Mom’s frend Erbecca. But almost as soon as we got inside
Erbecca’s shiny silver car, it ran awae wift us, taykin us in all sorts of circles
so that we wudn’t figger out where we were goin, seein as it was the Rhetorical
Terrorist Bureau whut had picked us up.
We wentid in
plenty of circles (Cuz kitteez are known fer their ability to find their way
hom, but hoomin peeples are SO not, specially not Mom) so that we wud not be
able to figger out where the RTBs were.
Wull, anywae,
they tortchurred me (by pokin and proddin) and they
must have fed mom Lettuce or (gyak) Spinnitch (if yu kin imagine such horrerz).
But we toldid them nothing important. Mom tolded them our names, ranks, an
cereal numbers, but that wuz it.
They even gived me whut they call a “mani-pedi” but I not give in!!!
