Pistachios, An Like That

 Musashi Sez:

So here is the quote Mom has gived me fer today, which is from mai buddy Shakespeare. “Yon Cassious hath a lean an hungree look. Such men are dangerous.”

Now, I know all about kittees being hungree on account of sometimes my fud bowl gets all empty, an then I has a sad. But it seem to me odd that some cashews wud be hungree, cuz they not got moufts or tummies, so to speak.

 

Pistachios, on the other hand, are very inneresting peoples, if yu believe all them fansee green TV commershuls about them and how yu gets them open. It seems to me that if all of these peoples is trying to get them open, mebbee it are not the nuts what are dangerous, it are all them peoples.