Goets an The Cheez They Mayks

Musashi Sez:

Wull, tonigt mai mom mayd this funnee salad that had spinch an orxo an “goet cheez” and stuffs. I sed, “Whut? They mayks cheez outa goets? That uber-yuckee!”

But she sed, “NO! The goets mayk the cheez themselfs. They wayr littul ayprunz an churn the milk til it turns into cheez. Ther is eevn ‘enzymz’ involvd.”

Huh. She sez this, but I not convinsd. I googld fer piktchrz of goetz wayrin aprunz an I not find anee! An jus a littul whil ago we findid 110,000 goolgl thingies fer “dam yu, jack frost.”

So I not taystin her stranj salad.

Yu noe. Jus in cays…