Mor Writin Block

Musashi Sez:

So I has been sittin in my bed thinking about my blog an not comin up wift stuffs. I has looked at my mom’s friends’ blogs about stuff like Indian food an books an pancakes, but they not help me. Mom keeps complainin about how I alwaes walks on her keybord, but I not ALWAYS do that, onlee sometimes, when I am lookin fer inspiration.

At this rate, I may has to send Mom out to nother movie or I’m not goin to hav anything to writ about at all. Sigh.

Som Teknikul Diffakulteez

Musashi Sez:

I noe all yu gyz haz ben waytin fer the nex intsallmint of mai grayt advenchurz. But we haz ben havin problimz. Somboddee stol the “S” from our keebord. I blaym Dr. Woof, the innernashunul doggee kriminul. But it ok becuz Q givd me a nu one.

I figgerd we’d get bai cuz I offen yooz the “z” instead, but let me be forward: it hard. Anneewae, our adventchur, and mor than 1, will continyu in bayrlee aneetym at all.