Mor Srs Talkin About Weddins

Musashi Sez:

OK, sorree. That nappin went on longerer than I had ben plannin. I wuz spost to be tellin yu about weddins. I kin do that.

See weddins is differkult becuz ther is lotsa flowurz, an lotsa peeples, an lotsa fud. But it’s the peeple part that is the most hardest. Wift hoomin peeples, fer egzampul, yu gots to figger out if yer Ont Bertha kin sit neer yer Ont Helga, whu she hav not ben gettin along wift fer yeers. An mom sez ther kin be hol ishews about whethr yur dad’s 3rd wyf’s brothr kin sit nex to Ont Bertha becuz she don’t “beleev in divors.”

Well, wift kittees, is jus as hard, cuz ther is the hol litter problim. No, I don’t meen the kittee litter, lyk yer own pryvit box in the kornr. I meen lyk if that ol Ont Helga had 3 or 4 litters of kittees, an yer Onkul Olaf an yer Onkul Panthar and yer Onkul Spot don’t lyk to talk about it. That’s whut I call problims.

An, no, kittees don’t striklee speekin hav weddins. But famlees is famlees. An a famlee kin alwaes find enugf stuff to yowl about until somboddee throw a shoo ovr the fens.

Watchin the Burds Watchin fer Spring

Musashi Sez:

OK, peeples, yu got to lissen up. Rigt now is Martch, almos Ayprul, and that meens it’s spring. I don’t cleerly rememember my firs spring, cuz I wuz jus a littul kittee. But mom sez spring bring burds, an then flowurs, an then weddins. Now I know about the burds, cuz I hav ben watchin them out the front windo, an out Karli’s windo, an out Raychul’s windo, an somtims out the kitchin windo too. Moslee, we got Chikadees an Grakkuls. In the sky, we got Pidguns and Seegulls. Yu kin tell I ben becomin a burd watcherer. I aksd mom fer them binonkulars to look through, but she say they don’t com in sutch a small syz. Well, that is cleerlee a cays of predjoodis, if I evr herd one. Huh.

I havn’t seen mutch flowurs yet. An the weddin seezon isn’t qwyt here yet. But it’s comin. Mom sez weddin seezons is trikkee, cuz they’r lyk the oppozit of spring. Insted of comin slowerer then yu thingk, they com faster. See? Trikkee.

Now, yu probabul sayin, “Musashi, why yu carin about weddins? Yu’r a kittee. An aneewae, yu wae too yung to be thingkin about weddins.” That’s tru. But I got frends, an they’r the ones whu ar goin to be marreein eetch othr. So this blog is goin to be an advertyzmint. Sorta.

No! Wayt! It is a Publik Serviss Anounsmint. Huh.

But I need to be nappin now, cuz this blog-wrytin thin is egzaustin. I tell yu mor tomorro.

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