Musashi Sez:
Wull, as yu all noe, Mom is refyoozing to get me a ponee
becuz of all the hay an poop an whut all those hooves wud do to the wood floors
and whut the landlord wud say. I’m not convinsed, maiself, but I has come up
wift a noo plan.
See, she just got this noo book, Walking Your Octopus: A
Guidebook to the Domesticated Cephalopod. At first I was thinking that she had
decided to get us a pet, but then I realize that it is just a silly story, cuz
octopuses don’t live outside of the ocean an also the lady’s hair is green. Mom
likes it because it has funnee pictures of the octopus an the lady reading books
an playing polo an ice skating, But I finded a picture that gave me a ideer.
On the page that says, “Exercise is important for one’s pet,”
there is a picture of the octopus on a tricycle. He has goggles and a horn fer
makin noise wift. It looks like all kindsa fun!!!
