The Innerlopr Goz Hom, an Also Cupcayks, Part 2

Musashi Sez:

So over las weeknd, I wuz upset! cuz of the unegspektid “gest” kittee whu stayd in Karlee’s room ALL dae. So laytr, Mom an me sits on the coutch wift our blankeez, verree cozy fer ME an MOM. (She NOT aneebodee els’z Mom! But I toldid yu that alreddee.) Then fynlee, Karlee wantid to sleep, an Carlos wantid to sleep wift his gifrend, an I wuz NOT in the MOOD to let the kittee stay wift MAI MOM, so they puttid him bak in the hall wer he started. An I wud hav sed that we all livd happee aftr that, but mai Mom has morals, which tend to mayk lif diffrkult.

So, around 9:30, wen the roomiez wer bakkin off from the moral syd of the qwestshun, they all put out the wadder an kibbul and littr, an Mom added an old comfy shirt, an they puttid the annoyin innerloper OUT. Hah!

An from whut Mom figgrd out, wen she caym hom feelin giltee in the morning aftr comin bak from goin to church, that othr kittee caym from downstayrz, an the gy who liv wift him is not smart enogf to eethr get him nootrd, or to eevn jus put a collr on him so folks kin noe whu he liv wift. S*I*G*H* Anneewae, his naym Jaspr.

Yup, it’s pertee sad wen the “speeseez” that thingk it is smartrer than the rest of us coppl millyun othr speeseez jus don get it…

Mom Says:

Just so you know, the cupcakes that didn’t get eaten by the students at the Episcopal Divinity School mostly got eaten by the staff at the MIT Writing and Communication Center. Because they're the kind of people you can turn to when you need something chocolate eaten. The folks from EDS sang Happee Birftdae (I made them) but the MIT folks didn't (I figured I shouldn't push my luck...)

Musashi Sez:

I know you is all waytin to heer about our Eestr selebrayshunz an how Mom is teetchin me about all this Cristshun theeologee stuff an about Ceiling Cat, whu is relayted somhow. But yu’r goin to hafta wayt. Aftr all, payshunz is a vertchoo. Huh.

Quot of the Dae: "Wen I plae wift my cat, whu noes if I am not a pastim to her mor than she is to me?" ~Michel de Montayn